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The Amazon take ass-kicking to a whole new level. And speaking of level, the game rates your performance based on your numbers of saves.

Yes! Both to Gorgon's question and to my genius! I got it working! *squeals and makes funky dance* The installer has to be in XP compatibility mode, but the exe fires up in 98/ME mode. Who would have thunk it? EDIT: Gorgon, if you're running it in XP/Vista or have a certain types of Radeon/GeForce cards, then the menus and water will be blacked out. Now although the rest of the game looks better in D3D rendering, you're going to have to install the OpenGL raster in the bin director of the game: http://rampage.bigtruck-canada.ca/blade/oth/raster.zip Then select the raster at setup. Oh, and use the 2D Miles Audio as your audio setup, 'cause the others (esp Direct X) seems to cause messy crashes.

Parenting can't substitute military schooling.

Bastard. I'm sure you'll change your tune once they have their way with your Elven girlfriend.

Okay! I managed to get it installed by tricking it (thanks to compatibility manager) into thinking it's XP SP2 rather than 98 or ME. Now, I've downloaded the OpenGL raster as well. But when I fire it up, I can see the opening movie...but then a black screen and crash to desktop! And to add insult to injury, it spits out an out of memory message & c++ runtime error! C'mon resident techies. Show a little severance for your fellow forumite.

I tried installing this on this P.O.S. OS known as Vista, and this was the result: I even changed the comparability mode but to no avail. Now perusing the internets made me aware that people are playing this game (somehow) on Vista, but had to swap the buggy Direct 3D rendering engine for Open GL. http://www.rpgwatch.com/forums/showthread.php?t=688 But that doesn't do a thing if the game doesn't even install. Your help would be appreciated people. These orcs aren't going to eviscerate themselves you know!

The Malachor twists are worth it alone. Especially, the PS:T Blood Wars-esque ending.

Tell me about it. It's almost as if the software code was written from vapor!

Thank God for 24 hour Walmarts. I picked up my copy 1 hour ago, and I have to say that so far it's pretty disappointing. Worst frame rate from any Obsidian game. I've uploaded a gameplay video so you can see for yourself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI Review to follow shortly!

Too bad the rest of the game sucks balls.

That's what they want you to think. But clearly the main reason to continue playing is to install Seducing Women : The Wasteland Reproduction Guide! It seems that Gob & Nova have decided to adopt a totally new approach to bar management!

I don't buy 20$ games. Because they are beneath you and you only buy awesome full-price games because of their guaranteed awesomeness? Yeah, that's right. Unlike you Estonians, we can't all pirate games from the local mud-hut.

SG-1 > all

Good man, Alan. But do I have to create a new account for this? A man can only have so many Gmail addresses, you know!

Ah, jail-bait...sometimes it's worth it you know!

*squeals and make funky dance* Visas Marr = Ultimate Babe! I need to, um, take care of something that just popped up...

snooPING AS usual I see!

Hmm, no dice. Alan, are you supposed to get an email confirmation?

Alan, I "signed-up"...I think. But it just loops me back to the initial sign-up page. No email confirmation, and when I try and log-in, I get looped back again. I'm getting the bantha-poo-doo treatment

I used to be a GOD at that game. I'll dust it off just for you. Seriously, I used to get banned from servers for being JUST SO GOOD that I might as well have been cheating. But that was before the carpal tunnel kicked in. But I can still kick ass even in my old age, dammit!

Girlfriends with Leprosy. GFWL is most definitely a problem in India and Jerusalem 11/12 BC.

No, no, and no. I mean, yes, but no. Darkstar One is a dirty, gangrene clone of the heavenly Freelancer. All the charming wonders of Freelancer - from the atmosphere, ships, music, memorable characters - have been stripped and overused like Las Vegas hooker. Comparing Freelancer to Darkstar One is like comparing a Porsche Boxster to a Toyota MR2 Spyder. The might look the same, but they're a world apart in class, style, and performance. But at least you redeemed your sacrilege by acknowledging DS:1's predictability, and Oblivion-in-Space-ness. [Virumor: Influence Loss] [Virumor: Influence Gain] [Virumor: Net Influence Gain]

N0es! I lost my wing...and the bling gun I had mounted on it! Also, I'm out of countermeasures and shield batteries! Juni's not helping at all, and one of my transports has just been blown up! Help me Bokishi & Alanschu!

Always in my heart.