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Dear Deadly - fellow Witcher brother-in-arms - many a night have I pondered the same philosophical quandary: Hawt-nekkid-Witcher-b00bies now, or hawter-nekkider-Witcher-b00bies for the days to come. Never did I think such an answer could be possible...until the fateful day I discovered The Price of Neutrality. Allow its b00bie-goodness to sate your Witcher craving until the glorious day the expanded version is released.

I bow my head in absolute utter embarassment at forgetting this gem of a series. My favorite version would be 01/02, the last version with the wibble/wobble tactics system. But the series was amazing. The sucessor series, Football Manager, is still too unbalanced for me to get nearly the enjoyment I got out of CM. Easily the best sports sim of all time. One of the best strategy games of all time. And you could even RP in it, since you assumed the manager's persona. Tactics, acquisitions, finances. Bloody brilliant game. ZOMG, I can't believe I forgot this one. The best CM game ever.

The mounts only got added post-Wyvern Crown of Cormyr though, right?

Bards are cool even though they suck.

In my entire 2 hour CoD4 career, my best match had me at 28-29. Stupid jerks hiding just around corners. So many questions, so few answers! 1. PC or 360 CoD4? 2. What Gun setup did you use? 3. Which glorious map were you on? 4. Why only 2 hours?

Bow down to the CoD4 master-pwner. I just went 40-1-16 on Overgrown.

You mean I trudged and waded through Episodes I and II for nothing? Is III really worth playing to finish this trilogy off? I was only in it for the cut-scenes.

I'm shocked and amazed at some of you people (my buddy Oerwinde especially) who think "executing" these people would be for the betterment of society. These fat criminals are still real, living people with vast amounts of untouched biomass. Fuel is is short supply and gas prices just keeping going up! We need to preserve resources by spontaneously combusting these people so that we - the good folk - can eek out our existence with a little extra warmth and MPG.

Give us the uncensored version, man. Clearly you found your hidden smut cache, and you're holding out of us Pop.

Yeah, neither do I. Too sweet for my liking. But you can get it dry or semi-dry, so don't despair!

I think we're losing sight of the real issue here. The man's not even fat. Now this is fat!

1. Planescape: Torment

I hope so, Hades. Also, they better give "trial" periods where we can play for free and try before we buy and all that good stuff. Think of the possibilities, man! We might actually be able to play a game this time before dissing it.

The DLC for teh PC is free, yo!1

Unfortunately, while Bio's games continues to get more and more polished, they seem to have become successively more linear since BG1. And yeah, even though their writing is solid enough to have that mainstream appeal, I prefer the subtlety and amorality approaches of Witcher, Bloodlines, PS:T and the Fallouts. Less ham-fisted and cheesy. Ham & Cheese (especially when stale) wrecks havoc on the stomach ans psyche both.

You Are A: Lawful Neutral Half-Elf Monk/Sorcerer (2nd/2nd Level) Ability Scores: Strength- 10 Dexterity- 15 Constitution- 13 Intelligence- 16 Wisdom- 14 Charisma- 16 Alignment: Lawful Neutral- A lawful neutral character acts as law, tradition, or a personal code directs him. Order and organization are paramount to him. He may believe in personal order and live by a code or standard, or he may believe in order for all and favor a strong, organized government. Lawful neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you are reliable and honorable without being a zealot. However, lawful neutral can be a dangerous alignment because it seeks to eliminate all freedom, choice, and diversity in society. Race: Half-Elves have the curiosity and ambition for their human parent and the refined senses and love of nature of their elven parent, although they are outsiders among both cultures. To humans, half-elves are paler, fairer and smoother-skinned than their human parents, but their actual skin tones and other details vary just as human features do. Half-elves tend to have green, elven eyes. They live to about 180. Primary Class: Monks- Monks are versatile warriors skilled at fighting without weapons or armor. Good-aligned monks serve as protectors of the people, while evil monks make ideal spies and assassins. Though they don't cast spells, monks channel a subtle energy, called ki. This energy allows them to perform amazing feats, such as healing themselves, catching arrows in flight, and dodging blows with lightning speed. Their mundane and ki-based abilities grow with experience, granting them more power over themselves and their environment. Monks suffer unique penalties to their abilities if they wear armor, as doing so violates their rigid oath. A monk wearing armor loses their Wisdom and level based armor class bonuses, their movement speed, and their additional unarmed attacks per round. Secondary Class: Sorcerers- Sorcerers are arcane spellcasters who manipulate magic energy with imagination and talent rather than studious discipline. They have no books, no mentors, no theories just raw power that they direct at will. Sorcerers know fewer spells than wizards do and acquire them more slowly, but they can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time. Also unlike wizards, sorcerers cannot specialize in a school of magic. Since sorcerers gain their powers without undergoing the years of rigorous study that wizards go through, they have more time to learn fighting skills and are proficient with simple weapons. Charisma is very important for sorcerers; the higher their value in this ability, the higher the spell level they can cast. Detailed Results: Alignment: Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (24) Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21) Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16) Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (29) True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (26) Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21) Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12) Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXX (9) Chaotic Evil ---- XXXX (4) Law & Chaos: Law ----- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12) Neutral - XXXXXXXXX (9) Chaos --- XXXX (4) Good & Evil: Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12) Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17) Evil ---- (0) Race: Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13) Dwarf ---- XXXX (4) Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14) Gnome ---- XXXXXX (6) Halfling - XXXXXXXX [8] Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16) Half-Orc - XX (2) Class: Barbarian - (-27) Bard ------ (-23) Cleric ---- XX (2) Druid ----- (-4) Fighter --- (-2) Monk ------ XXXX (4) Paladin --- (-13) Ranger ---- (-6) Rogue ----- (-2) Sorcerer -- XXXX (4) Wizard ---- XXXX (4) -- Totally sweet and awesome! All I need are two kamas (dex based monk due to low str) for my flurry-of-blows while my true strike pwns yu0!1

Meaning you'd have to pay once for the multiplayer game, a second time for a single player campaign, and a rolling-third-ad-infinitum for the mp monthly fee?! What kind of evil, greedy publisher would dream of concocting such a scheme?! Oh wait...nm. It's like how MGS4 is a single player game and MGSOnline is multiplayer game. They fit together (kinda) but they still play differently. It's a brilliant scheme for money and success. EA/LucasArts should consider it. You're right, they should. But more likely if the cash-cow-MMO is successful they'll just keeping churning out expansions.

Meaning you'd have to pay once for the multiplayer game, a second time for a single player campaign, and a rolling-third-ad-infinitum for the mp monthly fee?! What kind of evil, greedy publisher would dream of concocting such a scheme?! Oh wait...nm.

Good man. Followers of the Chimpocalypse > Scientologists.

Despair not dear Magistrate Whateverwhatever! For such preclusion might transmute into the possibility of GLADIUS 2!

It's 3d. Edit: Meaning that you need colored 3d glasses. I'm looking at it right now with my 3d glasses (I saved a pair from IMAX 3D Beowulf way back), and it's still not doing anything!

I believe it was concept art for Triss' first sex card, see below, but I'm not positive about that. Have you got the euro version card converter thingy? It makes your collection more, um, visceral.

Who knows. Maybe they are working on KotOR 3 and the KotOR MMO. Or that the EA statements or this listing is a red herring just to mess with our heads. Who knows. Maybe they working on KotOR MMO and GLADIUS 2!!!

Not to mention the plot wasn't always predictable.