Nartwak

Sweet.

God didn't make men equal, Sam Colt did.

Of course; you saved the city.

Mr. Mordino! Have a cigar!

It just works the same as stealing, but instead you move the object from your inventory to theirs. Well, that's how it works in Fallout II anyway.

Your friends are playing sentient creatures, yes? I think the resolution is clear. Perhaps I'm too direct though.

She meant the bird.

You thought wrong.

That reminds me of a short story I once read. There was this fleet of aliens that went from planet to planet conquering and whatnot. The twist was that besides intergalactic transport their technology was roughly equivalent to that of the Conquistadors. The story ends when they invade modern day Earth and get shot to ribbons by soldiers with assault rifles.

Oh ****! :D

Eldar should be disqualified from reporting.

Pessimism.

Voltaire - When You're Evil <_<

Try it now.

Thanks Haitoku. Edit: Well, that was stupid hyperbole. I can't believe it took two people to compose.

Which article was it?

Keep in mind, ShadowPaladin, that Hades_One lacked the physical ability to run away from the werewolf in Bloodlines.

They Might Be Giants - Boss of Me

Well, you're doing better than astr0creep.

Hey, you're lucky we can say vagina here.

Help us kumquatq3!!

Yeah.

Damn it, Nintendo. Your new console now shares it's name with piss. Congratulations.

Oh, I'm disappointed.

Are the NPCs actual robots?