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The PSOE's justification is that humans share 98.4% of our genes with chimpanzees, 97.7% with gorillas, and 96.4% with orangutans.

But, Over 40% of the predicted human proteins share similarity with fruit-fly or worm proteins, so insects are people too!

 

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Lawyer: "I can't do anything.. you've been warned twice before. You CAN'T fling poo at customers!"

 

Client: "ook"

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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I've been saying that a bunch of chimps are running the country since day one...

 

Now, please make sure you remind your local congressman of the need for immediate international military intervention on the Kingdom of Spain. The Spanish people need your help to get rid of this simian tyranny!

 

Thank you.

- When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

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We need the Spanish Inquisition...and K-Quat!

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I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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And if you read between the lines

According to the Project, "Today only members of the species Homo sapiens are considered part of the community of equals. The chimpanzee, the gorilla, and the orangutan are our species's closest relatives. They possess sufficient mental faculties and emotional life to justify their inclusion in the community of equals."

The Socialists are telegraphing their intentions to give our species kith THE VOTE!

 

Pity not even a monkey would vote for the Socialists ...

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This is one of the most pathetic things I've seen from a loooong time.

Нека Силата винаги бъде с теб!

 

I reject your reality, and substitute it with my own.

 

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted.

John Lenon

 

This thread is a big "hey, f*** you!" to the humanity's intelligence.

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I've been saying that a bunch of chimps are running the country since day one...

 

Now, please make sure you remind your local congressman of the need for immediate international military intervention on the Kingdom of Spain. The Spanish people need your help to get rid of this simian tyranny!

 

Thank you.

 

 

Does Spain have oil?

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Our world leader is a disguised chimp!

 

http://www.jcnot4me.com/Items/spoofs/the_bush_monkey.htm

 

Oh no! our dear world will turn out just like in the movie "planet of the apes"!

"Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc

"I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me

 

Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. :p
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It's uncanny. :thumbsup:

I had thought that some of nature's journeymen had made men and not made them well, for they imitated humanity so abominably. - Book of Counted Sorrows

 

'Cause I won't know the man that kills me

and I don't know these men I kill

but we all wind up on the same side

'cause ain't none of us doin' god's will.

- Everlast

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The chimps wouldn't care about this, they'd just fling poo at them.

 

:huh:

 

 

Although I find this reply quite funny, I can't help but think that Spain could be a pionneer in animal rights issues.

 

Chimps are more intelligent than 4-5 years old human children. Chimps can talk if properly trained(raised) with sign language.

They solve problems by reasoning and experimentation.

 

All animals have emotions.

 

Think about it. Not too long ago(in the 50s) we "Whites" considered "Blacks" animals and used them pretty much the same way as we use most animals now, short of actually eating them of course. It took major conflicts and a major change of thought for this to stop(mostly).

 

They are living creatures after all and not very different from us. So why not?

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Our world leader is a disguised chimp!

 

http://www.jcnot4me.com/Items/spoofs/the_bush_monkey.htm

 

Oh no! our dear world will turn out just like in the movie "planet of the apes"!

 

That is the kind of insult that will trigger a revolution in the monkey population. Imagine if they would replace Bush's face with yours... This is the worst insult ever. Poor monkeys. :huh:

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