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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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Lousy parenting there and a silly kid, he should hit the girl back.

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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Nah. Violence is totally cool as long as its "your side" inflicting the pain. :yes:

 

That only applies in foreign relations.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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Boys vs girls is  foreign relations. Mars and Venus, afterall, are different planets.  And, they both blame each other for the invention and spread of cooties.

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Boys vs girls is  foreign relations. Mars and Venus, afterall,a re different planets afterall.  And,m they both blame each other for the invention and spread of cooties.

 

Sounds like the intro crawl to an epic grand strategy game

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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Boys vs girls is  foreign relations. Mars and Venus, afterall,a re different planets afterall.  And,m they both blame each other for the invention and spread of cooties.

 

Sounds like the intro crawl to an epic grand strategy game

 

 

Or a star wars opening film crawl...

 

 

It is a period of civil war.

Girl's spaceships, striking

from a hidden base, have won

their first victory against

the evil Boy's Empire.

 

During the battle, Girl

spies managed to steal secret

plans to the Empire's

ultimate weapon, the COOTIE

STAR, an armored space

station with enough power to

cootify an entire planet.

 

Pursued by the Empire's

sinister agents, Princess

Leia races home aboard her

starship, custodian of the

stolen plans that can save

her people and restore

freedom from cooties to the galaxy.....

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I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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Heh, reactions did not disappoint. ;P

 

Lousy parenting there and a silly kid, he should hit the girl back.

 

He doesn't need to hit back, she didn't question his ability to hit hard. She might be wrong to ride to the bait, but I believe mathematically two wrongs do not make a right.

 

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Lousy parenting there and a silly kid, he should hit the girl back.

Nah, hitting her back is too obvious and, if we've learned anything from sports scuffles, it's always the person who retalliates that gets in trouble, not the person who got physical first. The proper response is to pretend to let it go, wait a good long bit of time, then stealthily cut the brake line on her parent's car before they take her to school.

 

*devil emoji*

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He doesn't need to hit back, she didn't question his ability to hit hard. She might be wrong to ride to the bait, but I believe mathematically two wrongs do not make a right.

Sure he does, is a good way to teach the lesson that you don't go hitting people lest you get your ass kicked in response. Best to get that learned when you are young. Granted, has to be done proportionally, throwing a Grade 7 down a flight of stairs after he shoved me was a bad reaction in hindsight. But being Grade 13 they let it slide :lol:

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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The Volo Way is more hardcore than the Chicago Way

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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Fake, but lol.

 

 

It's not about the reality of the situation, it's about the amusement value of it.

 

That's why it goes in this thread. ;)

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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