Fearmongering thread

[Wormerine]

 

The game will have the worst, most boring, most predictable anti-climactic end a game could possibly have.

 

Rocks fall, everybody dies.

That's not anti-climactic ever! It's just the ending of NWN2!

[JerekKruger]

 

I would make a gag about Tommy Wiseau getting hired to voice Tekehu but, actually, that would be awesome.

 

Oh hai Aloth.

 

Okay now I really want the Watcher to wrestle a wand off a svef dealer who Aloth has crossed, then later, when Pallegina cheats on him, kill himself with it.

[Aramintai]

The game will have the worst, most boring, most predictable anti-climactic end a game could possibly have.

Sadly, that may actually turn out to be true. Cool endings are rare and tough to make.

[algroth]

 

 

I would make a gag about Tommy Wiseau getting hired to voice Tekehu but, actually, that would be awesome.

 

 

Oh hai Aloth.

 

Okay now I really want the Watcher to wrestle a wand off a svef dealer who Aloth has crossed, then later, when Pallegina cheats on him, kill himself with it.

"You're lying I never hit you! You're TEARING ME APART, PALLEGINA!"

[Silent Winter]

* Due to last minute focus testing Deadfire will now be a Multiplayer-only title with all players on the same shard - there will be both PvE and PvP,

* In addition to the above, there will be no text chat feature. Instead there will be a global voice chat that you cannot disable.

Noooo! Flashbacks to Elite Dangerous

[master guardian]

Deadfire has become so dumbed down that Donald Trump begins playing it 

[the_dog_days]

 

 

 

I would make a gag about Tommy Wiseau getting hired to voice Tekehu but, actually, that would be awesome.

 

Oh hai Aloth.

 

Okay now I really want the Watcher to wrestle a wand off a svef dealer who Aloth has crossed, then later, when Pallegina cheats on him, kill himself with it.

"You're lying I never hit you! You're TEARING ME APART, PALLEGINA!"

 

 

[Aloth walks into blacksmith's store.]

 

Aloth: Hi.

Proprietor: Oh hi, Aloth. I didn't know it was you. [Grabs random package.] Here you go.

Aloth: That's meee. How much is it?

Proprietor: It'll be eighteen go--

Aloth: Here you go! Keep the change. Hi, doggy.

Proprietor: You're my favorite customer.

Aloth [deadpan]: Thanks a lot. Bye.

Proprietor: Bye-bye.

Iselmyr: I dona know why ya can't talk like a person, pointy-ear.

[jf8350143]

The game will have the worst, most boring, most predictable anti-climactic end a game could possibly have.

I think you are mistaken Deadfire with ME3.

[Fluffle]

Positive depiction of heterosexual relationships, that's what I'm truly scared of.

 

I mean what if little kids play Deadfire and they get brainwashed into becoming heterosexual and start acting out on it?

The heterosexual agenda has found it's way into so many novels, stories, video games and movies already.

 

What if Deadfire is the next target of the heterosexual agenda?

 

I'm scared

[SonicMage117]

Aliens and anal probes being integrated into the game, sadly wasn't a joke from the team. Also, expect Megaladons in the ocean too, as if we weren't facing enigh horrors in the ocean.

[Lamppost in Winter]

Positive depiction of heterosexual relationships, that's what I'm truly scared of.

 

I mean what if little kids play Deadfire and they get brainwashed into becoming heterosexual and start acting out on it?

The heterosexual agenda has found it's way into so many novels, stories, video games and movies already.

 

What if Deadfire is the next target of the heterosexual agenda?

 

I'm scared

 

this but unironically

[LLaney]

 

 

 

 

I would make a gag about Tommy Wiseau getting hired to voice Tekehu but, actually, that would be awesome.

 

Oh hai Aloth.

 

Okay now I really want the Watcher to wrestle a wand off a svef dealer who Aloth has crossed, then later, when Pallegina cheats on him, kill himself with it.

"You're lying I never hit you! You're TEARING ME APART, PALLEGINA!"

 

 

[Aloth walks into blacksmith's store.]

 

Aloth: Hi.

Proprietor: Oh hi, Aloth. I didn't know it was you. [Grabs random package.] Here you go.

Aloth: That's meee. How much is it?

Proprietor: It'll be eighteen go--

Aloth: Here you go! Keep the change. Hi, doggy.

Proprietor: You're my favorite customer.

Aloth [deadpan]: Thanks a lot. Bye.

Proprietor: Bye-bye.

Iselmyr: I dona know why ya can't talk like a person, pointy-ear.

 

 

Haha, what a story Maia

[Messier-31]

 

 

 

 

I would make a gag about Tommy Wiseau getting hired to voice Tekehu but, actually, that would be awesome.

 

Oh hai Aloth.

 

Okay now I really want the Watcher to wrestle a wand off a svef dealer who Aloth has crossed, then later, when Pallegina cheats on him, kill himself with it.

"You're lying I never hit you! You're TEARING ME APART, PALLEGINA!"

 

 

[Aloth walks into blacksmith's store.]

 

Aloth: Hi.

Proprietor: Oh hi, Aloth. I didn't know it was you. [Grabs random package.] Here you go.

Aloth: That's meee. How much is it?

Proprietor: It'll be eighteen go--

Aloth: Here you go! Keep the change. Hi, doggy.

Proprietor: You're my favorite customer.

Aloth [deadpan]: Thanks a lot. Bye.

Proprietor: Bye-bye.

Iselmyr: I dona know why ya can't talk like a person, pointy-ear.

 

 

Do I have to watch "The Room" in order to understand this joke?

 

Or I'll just assume this is how bad the movie goes 

Edited March 21, 2018 by Messier-31

[Night Stalker]

 

 

 

 

 

I would make a gag about Tommy Wiseau getting hired to voice Tekehu but, actually, that would be awesome.

 

Oh hai Aloth.

 

Okay now I really want the Watcher to wrestle a wand off a svef dealer who Aloth has crossed, then later, when Pallegina cheats on him, kill himself with it.

"You're lying I never hit you! You're TEARING ME APART, PALLEGINA!"

 

 

[Aloth walks into blacksmith's store.]

 

Aloth: Hi.

Proprietor: Oh hi, Aloth. I didn't know it was you. [Grabs random package.] Here you go.

Aloth: That's meee. How much is it?

Proprietor: It'll be eighteen go--

Aloth: Here you go! Keep the change. Hi, doggy.

Proprietor: You're my favorite customer.

Aloth [deadpan]: Thanks a lot. Bye.

Proprietor: Bye-bye.

Iselmyr: I dona know why ya can't talk like a person, pointy-ear.

 

 

Do I have to watch "The Room" in order to understand this joke?

 

Or I'll just assume this is how bad the movie goes 

 

 

You just need to watch

scene - you should be able to find the rest of the refereed scenes from there.

[JerekKruger]

 

 

 

 

 

I would make a gag about Tommy Wiseau getting hired to voice Tekehu but, actually, that would be awesome.

Oh hai Aloth.

Okay now I really want the Watcher to wrestle a wand off a svef dealer who Aloth has crossed, then later, when Pallegina cheats on him, kill himself with it.

"You're lying I never hit you! You're TEARING ME APART, PALLEGINA!"

[Aloth walks into blacksmith's store.]

 

Aloth: Hi.

Proprietor: Oh hi, Aloth. I didn't know it was you. [Grabs random package.] Here you go.

Aloth: That's meee. How much is it?

Proprietor: It'll be eighteen go--

Aloth: Here you go! Keep the change. Hi, doggy.

Proprietor: You're my favorite customer.

Aloth [deadpan]: Thanks a lot. Bye.

Proprietor: Bye-bye.

Iselmyr: I dona know why ya can't talk like a person, pointy-ear.

Do I have to watch "The Room" in order to understand this joke?

 

Or I'll just assume this is how bad the movie goes

This IS how bad the movie is, but you should definitely watch it.

[Bionick]

All of the moral choices in Deadfire are just an elaborate scheme to harvest data to build psychological profiles of our fears and ambitions. Obsidian is a sleeper cell of operatives handpicked by Putin when he was still a KGB officer and are intricate to his master plan to dismantle western democracy once and for all.

[Bionick]

Edit: forum bug triple posted. How do I delete?

Edited March 21, 2018 by Bionick

[Bionick]

Edit: forum bug triple posted. How do I delete?

Edited March 21, 2018 by Bionick

[Messier-31]

You just need to watch

scene - you should be able to find the rest of the refereed scenes from there.

 

The hell did I just saw. Polish cinema isn't that bad after all :D

 

[Wormerine]

Edit: forum bug triple posted. How do I delete?

Haha! Two is great but three is a crowd.

[algroth]

 

You just need to watch

scene - you should be able to find the rest of the refereed scenes from there.

 

The hell did I just saw. Polish cinema isn't that bad after all :D

 

 

 

I recall that ad! Oddly enough I assumed at the time that it was referencing Béla Tarr's The Turin Horse, since potatoes do play a rather, er, prominent role in the film.

 

 

It's a brilliant film too (not necessarily evident through that clip - was just trying to find one involving potatoes). Also on the subject of Polish cinema, it's awesome! So many great auteurs came from it: Andrzej Wajda, Wojciech Has, Krzysztof Kieslowski, Andrzej Zulawski, Jerzy Skolimowski, Roman Polanski (yes), Krzysztof Zanussi, Jerzy Kawalerowicz, Jerzy Hoffmann, Andrzej Munk, and the list goes on. Plenty of talent emerged from there, especially from the polish new wave back in the late 50s.

Edited March 21, 2018 by algroth

[Valmy]

 

Positive depiction of heterosexual relationships, that's what I'm truly scared of.

 

I mean what if little kids play Deadfire and they get brainwashed into becoming heterosexual and start acting out on it?

The heterosexual agenda has found it's way into so many novels, stories, video games and movies already.

 

What if Deadfire is the next target of the heterosexual agenda?

 

I'm scared

 

this but unironically

 

 

Your mom's a positive depiction of heterosexual relationships!

 

Oh wait...that doesn't work...

[Faustus2]

What I can't figure out is how on earth I keep getting addicted to games that aren't even released yet !?!

 

[Katarack21]

New big idea week incorporated into game after final beta: DRESSING GAME! Woo hoo!

[MortyTheGobbo]

There's no experience anymore. Instead, we use gold to buy chests that may or may not contain some experience, but might also contain new skins for our weapons. Gold can also be bought using real money.