Oh hai Aloth.
Okay now I really want the Watcher to wrestle a wand off a svef dealer who Aloth has crossed, then later, when Pallegina cheats on him, kill himself with it.
"You're lying I never hit you! You're TEARING ME APART, PALLEGINA!"
[Aloth walks into blacksmith's store.]
Aloth: Hi.
Proprietor: Oh hi, Aloth. I didn't know it was you. [Grabs random package.] Here you go.
Aloth: That's meee. How much is it?
Proprietor: It'll be eighteen go--
Aloth: Here you go! Keep the change. Hi, doggy.
Proprietor: You're my favorite customer.
Aloth [deadpan]: Thanks a lot. Bye.
Proprietor: Bye-bye.
Iselmyr: I dona know why ya can't talk like a person, pointy-ear.
Haha, what a story Maia