Bartimaeus Posted November 8, 2017 Posted November 8, 2017 *tosses cat a few pieces of buttered popcorn* *tosses cat some cheddar cheese bits* *tosses cat small pieces of raw chicken as I'm slicing it up* *plates a mound of lightly cooked chicken for cats lunch* ...my cat is not spoiled. ...although in truth, a lot of it is extra efforts to get him to gain or at least not lose weight. His hyperthyroidism = it's hard to keep him even around 8 pounds (when he should be around 11-12pounds). Yeah, my cat was recently diagnosed with feline diabetes. Switched from regular cat food (aka carbohydrates) to animal byproduct meat pate thingies and he went from looking like he was going to expire in less than 24 hours (almost totally comatose and ultra-dehydrated) to looking and acting like himself in about 48 hours. Stupid diabetes - he's not even overweight, so I guess it's just because he's really old. Good luck with keeping yours healthy. Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
LadyCrimson Posted November 8, 2017 Posted November 8, 2017 I wish that I won the lottery. My problem is that I never play the lottery. That's me, as well. Time for a turkey sandwich. For me, not my cat. 1 “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
ShadySands Posted November 8, 2017 Posted November 8, 2017 Our green roof ordinance passed Free games updated 3/4/21
Gfted1 Posted November 8, 2017 Posted November 8, 2017 Can you grow cannabis up there now? http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,Gfted1,black,red.png
Gorgon Posted November 8, 2017 Posted November 8, 2017 People wishing the worked from home... I wish that I won the lottery. My problem is that I never play the lottery. It's not all that. Why would you want to be on the clock at home. That's where you go to relax. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
Lexx Posted November 8, 2017 Posted November 8, 2017 I work at work and then I go home and work some more. "only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."
Gfted1 Posted November 8, 2017 Posted November 8, 2017 I play the lottery but only when it hits triple digit millions. I cant be bothered with no mere 10's of millions. http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,Gfted1,black,red.png
Malcador Posted November 8, 2017 Posted November 8, 2017 I play only say that when they ask what I will do with it, I can respond with : Two chicks at the same time. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
ShadySands Posted November 8, 2017 Posted November 8, 2017 (edited) Can you grow cannabis up there now? Don't you guys have a green roof program in Chicago? Ours was a David vs Goliath type situation where the opposition raised 12 times as much money to try to defeat it. We also passed a near billion dollar investment package for Denver. Edited November 8, 2017 by ShadySands Free games updated 3/4/21
Gfted1 Posted November 8, 2017 Posted November 8, 2017 There is a Chicago Green Roof program but the page hasn't been updated in 7 years. It seems to offer incentives but is completely optional? 1 http://www.sloganizer.net/en/image,Gfted1,black,red.png
Azdeus Posted November 8, 2017 Posted November 8, 2017 I'm kind of glad I don't work at home, I don't think I could ever really relax. Atleast now I can just drop my work as soon as my time is out and say "**** it" and go far far away from there. 1 Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken
ShadySands Posted November 9, 2017 Posted November 9, 2017 A car backed into me at a red light on the way home So now I get to deal with that Free games updated 3/4/21
Hurlshort Posted November 9, 2017 Posted November 9, 2017 Did they accept blame, or are they saying you rear-ended them?
ShadySands Posted November 9, 2017 Posted November 9, 2017 He admitted it I have no idea what he was trying to do. He just put his Rav4 in reverse at a light and started backing up. I started honking as soon as he started moving but he didn't stop until he made contact. Damage is minor but I dunno what it's going to cost to make it look pretty again yet Free games updated 3/4/21
Azdeus Posted November 9, 2017 Posted November 9, 2017 He admitted it I have no idea what he was trying to do. He just put his Rav4 in reverse at a light and started backing up. I started honking as soon as he started moving but he didn't stop until he made contact. Damage is minor but I dunno what it's going to cost to make it look pretty again yet Had that happen to me at work, some bulgarian started reversing his lorry and drove into my tractor. Thank god for surveillance cams. Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken
Bartimaeus Posted November 9, 2017 Posted November 9, 2017 (edited) Had that happen to me at work, some bulgarian started reversing his lorry and drove into my tractor. Thank god for surveillance cams. Is "Bulgarian" a slur here of some kind, or..? Just confused as to whether or not we need to give Basil the Second a call here... Edited November 9, 2017 by Bartimaeus Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
Azdeus Posted November 9, 2017 Posted November 9, 2017 (edited) Had that happen to me at work, some bulgarian started reversing his lorry and drove into my tractor. Thank god for surveillance cams. Is "Bulgarian" a slur here of some kind, or..? Just confused as to whether or not we need to give Basil the Second a call here... it's a bit of a stealth complaint against my employer that fires our drivers and then hire a Swedish trucking company that through a series of subcompanies and contracts circumvent our collective agreement(Meaning they get paid alot less). I have nothing against bulgarians generally speaking, but I do dislike the truckers that come to my work, because I've yet to meet one that is as competent as a Swedish driver. Edited November 9, 2017 by Azdeus Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken
LadyCrimson Posted November 9, 2017 Posted November 9, 2017 I'm generally not into alcohol (the last bottle of rum, for rum & coke shots, I bought 1.5 yrs ago is still 1/2 full...), neither taste/smell (BLARGH) or effects. eg, it's only the first drink or two that I enjoy, rarely, and it never goes father than that. These things are great for people like me: ...small size, altho at 17% they're very heavy on the alcohol taste (again, BLARGH) but I just pour in a lot of extra cappuccino. Perfect. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
Guard Dog Posted November 9, 2017 Posted November 9, 2017 Anyone who thinks chickens can't fly has never tried to catch a sufficiently motivated chicken. 2 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Katphood Posted November 10, 2017 Posted November 10, 2017 Watched the Ginger Cow episode of South Park... Trey Parker and Matt Stone are the masters of comedy. There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.
Guard Dog Posted November 10, 2017 Posted November 10, 2017 Anyone who thinks chickens can't fly has never tried to catch a sufficiently motivated chicken.the hell did you do to motivate that chicken? Trying to clean out the pen... she would NOT leave. And a more disgusting job than that one I could not imagine. "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Guard Dog Posted November 10, 2017 Posted November 10, 2017 The US Marine Corps is like an old girlfriend from long ago. You had some wild times together. And while it wasn't all good by any means, you remember the good stuff more than the bad. You would never trade the time spent together but you would never go back to her either. But still, when her birthday rolls around you can't help but raise a toast to her. Hey Shady & Manifested, Happy Birthday my brothers! Here's to you and our old girlfriend. 2 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
LadyCrimson Posted November 10, 2017 Posted November 10, 2017 (edited) I don't know about flying per se, but the backyard neighbors (rather elegant looking) chickens love to hop onto and over our 6 foot fence all the time. They wander back and forth near the fence like they're lost for a while then next time I look out the window, they're gone again. They also hop into the bushy tree near the fence and bounce around its branches. Being a busy city suburb vs. a farm, it's cute yet annoying at the same time. Edited November 10, 2017 by LadyCrimson “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
Gorgon Posted November 10, 2017 Posted November 10, 2017 Any bets on who the next Hollywood sex offender is going to be ? Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
ShadySands Posted November 11, 2017 Posted November 11, 2017 Happy birthday to GD and Mani! 2 Free games updated 3/4/21
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