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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the (Obsidian) Forum

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Its so real xD

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

    why the hell is Belgium Frodo and Holland Sam lol

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    Should have called it CLOTHESED :)

    Thanks for shopping Pawn-O-Matic!

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    Well, it gets them some free advertising. :p

     

     

     

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    We get the latter kind of possum in Argentina too. They're like the kind of rats you'd expect a lvl 1 adventurer to be fighting in a basement. :grin:

    My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg

    Currently playing: Roadwarden

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    Marsupials of Unusual Size

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    Marsupials of Unusual Size

    I had one on my backyard once, they seem pretty chill.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    Marsupials of Unusual Size

    I had one on my backyard once, they seem pretty chill.

     

    They are. We're just talking appearances.

     

    On-topic too...

     

     

     

    My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg

    Currently playing: Roadwarden

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    My favorite Opossum encounter was at night, walking in the front gate, it was sitting on the fence a few feet away hissing at me.

     

    Good times, good times.

     

    They're generally pretty cool animals if you keep your distance, to be fair, though.

    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

    IRISH CURFEW JOKE

     

    A Sergeant and a Private were patrolling the streets in a Irish town near the Northern Irish border.

     

    There was a 9.00PM curfew in place.

     

    Suddenly private Slattery shoots a man walking down a lane.

     

    The sergeant screams, Slattery its only 8.45, why did you shoot him.

     

    Slattery replied, well I know where he lives and he would never have made home it by 9.00.

     

    :)

    Thanks for shopping Pawn-O-Matic!

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