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What's so funny right now?

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Hey... waitadogoneminute.

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Damn, just look at the character in his face.

    "In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China."

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China."

     

    I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    http://imgur.com/a/Bn8Yk

    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    A Freudian slurp?

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Better late than nev--oh, wait.

    "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum."

    -Hurlshot

     

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Better late than nev--oh, wait.

    Is it weird that I read it as lady for anal?

    Free games updated 3/4/21

     

     

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    Better late than nev--oh, wait.

    Is it weird that I read it as lady for anal?

     

    OK, I ****ing give up what does E50HW stands for?

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    Kat Swenski's comic-gifs are always nice.

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    Against stupidity we have no defense. Neither protests nor force can touch it. Reasoning is of no use. Facts that contradict personal prejudices can simply be disbelieved - indeed, the fool can counter by criticizing them, and if they are undeniable, they can just be pushed aside as trivial exceptions. So the fool, as distinct from the scoundrel, is completely self-satisfied. In fact, they can easily become dangerous, as it does not take much to make them aggressive. For that reason, greater caution is called for than with a malicious one. Never again will we try to persuade the stupid person with reasons, for it is senseless and dangerous.

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    L0L  @ the SF poop story. They hate people  coming in so their big idea to protest is to stink up their own town's public park.    You are only hurting yourself. LMAO Also, isn't in this Nazi area.. don't people get fined for that? L0L

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    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

    L0L  @ the SF poop story. They hate people  coming in so their big idea to protest is to stink up their own town's public park.    You are only hurting yourself. LMAO Also, isn't in this Nazi area.. don't people get fined for that? L0L

     

    You kind of have to get caught to get fined, but they WERE planning on cleaning it up.

     

    Still pretty funny that they said that they changed it because they felt like they were walking into a trap, but the trap hadn't been set yet, I don't think.

    OK, I ****ing give up what does E50HW stands for?

    It doesn't mean anything, that's the normal (random) plate she received to replace the unfortunate (random) plate she received the first time.

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    what's the difference in pronunciation between chinese and japanese

    the chinese are like the "ah, ah, ah" before the sneeze and the japanese are the sneeze itself.

    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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