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Picture was taken in the UK:

 

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“Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
 
-Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

-Rod Serling

 

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Twitter posts, with few exceptions:

  • The 1940s were a peaceful time with a few exceptions

    — Asawin Suebsaeng (@swin24)

  • Donald Trump has never had to pay a $25 million fraud settlement to people victimized by his fake university, with a few exceptions.

    — Matt O'Brien (@ObsoleteDogma)

  • "I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky, with few exceptions" – Bill Clinton, 1998

    — William D. Adler (@williamadler78)

  • The Atlanta Falcons never blew a 25 point lead in the Super Bowl. #withfewexceptionspic.twitter.com/bHHHebnzLW

    — Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) 

  • Serial killer Ted Bundy was a nice guy #withfewexceptions

    — Suzanne Dee (@SuzanneDee333) 

  • OJ Simpson did not kill people, with few exceptions.

    — Josh Barro (@jbarro) 

  • Everyone with pre-existing conditions will have Health Care coverage under Trumps plan #WithFewExceptions

    — Sandy H (@tribalwon) 

  • I have never hidden in bushes. Period #withfewexceptions pic.twitter.com/SWofWsgDS7

    — Sean Spicer Facts (@SeanSpicerFacts)

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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Picture was taken in the UK:

 

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Gah, I've been staring at this for minutes? What am I missing? Is it the chilli part? I feel daft.  

 

 

It's guacamole but they aren't calling it guacamole. Instead they are naming off the ingredients. That's like calling a hamburger fried ground beef, sliced tomatoes, processed cheese slices, strips of iceberg lettuce, sliced pickles, and mustard on a bun.

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“Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
 
-Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

-Rod Serling

 

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HA! Good Fun!

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"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

"Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

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MEANWHILE IN A SMALL BAR IN PHILIPPINES.

 

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crap only 17 points, but as its based on ****tails and not beers its reasonable

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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So question for the moderators, seeing how ****tails is filtered because the filter is dumb, does that mean the picture violates the rule of showing words that are censored? ;)

 

And yeah, ****tails are for women and girly men Arnie

No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.

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Say Terrance, if Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel are on a sinking ship in the middle of the ocean, who survives?

I don't know Philipp, who?

EUROPE!

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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