Malcador Posted May 15, 2017 Posted May 15, 2017 (edited) Edited May 15, 2017 by Malcador 3 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
rjshae Posted May 16, 2017 Author Posted May 16, 2017 Future engineer... "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Piero Posted May 16, 2017 Posted May 16, 2017 (edited) I bring you cringe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N85YNZVVgZc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeS_lZySMf8 andhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2ByEeR9Jbg Edited May 16, 2017 by Piero
Raithe Posted May 16, 2017 Posted May 16, 2017 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
algroth Posted May 16, 2017 Posted May 16, 2017 1 My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden
rjshae Posted May 16, 2017 Author Posted May 16, 2017 Kid's going places. Not anywhere interesting, just places. 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Raithe Posted May 16, 2017 Posted May 16, 2017 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted May 16, 2017 Posted May 16, 2017 "I just got your text from last night : You need to cut the red wire to stop the countdown." 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted May 16, 2017 Posted May 16, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16BhJOQiZG0 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
rjshae Posted May 17, 2017 Author Posted May 17, 2017 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
rjshae Posted May 17, 2017 Author Posted May 17, 2017 6 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Blarghagh Posted May 17, 2017 Posted May 17, 2017 That joke was in Scrubs too. Apparently it happens quite a bit.
Fionavar Posted May 19, 2017 Posted May 19, 2017 Thread edited. Note: Humour about sexual harassment & violation or rape is not appropriate on these fora. Though the intent to use humour might be a worthy philosophical exploration, that is better left on private fora of which these are not F 1 The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161)
rjshae Posted May 19, 2017 Author Posted May 19, 2017 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
rjshae Posted May 19, 2017 Author Posted May 19, 2017 4 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Chilloutman Posted May 20, 2017 Posted May 20, 2017 Made me think of GD. I am on same boat then 1 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
Orogun01 Posted May 20, 2017 Posted May 20, 2017 Made me think of GD. snip I am on same boat then I like cocaine better. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
Raithe Posted May 20, 2017 Posted May 20, 2017 *kissing on small couch*Her: We should have a threes-Me: I'll call KarenHer: ...three-seater. Karen?Me: I believe Karen sells furniture 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted May 20, 2017 Posted May 20, 2017 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted May 20, 2017 Posted May 20, 2017 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted May 20, 2017 Posted May 20, 2017 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Agiel Posted May 21, 2017 Posted May 21, 2017 4 Quote “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.” -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>> Quote "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete." -Rod Serling
rjshae Posted May 21, 2017 Author Posted May 21, 2017 4 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
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