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“Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
 
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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

-Rod Serling

 

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Women have commited school shootings as well as other violent crimes.

 

 

Just one example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_Elementary_School_shooting_(San_Diego)

 

But, Michael Moore is an idiotic moron who likes to make up lies about my country to screw that piece of crap.

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DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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Irony. My favorite form of humor:

 

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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'Kid:'Trick or treat'

Me:'what are you supposed to be?'

Kid:'A Werewolf'

Me:'But you're in school clothes?'

Kid: 'Well there isn't a full moon!'

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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I have no idea why people love bacon so. Maybe it'll come to me some day. :p

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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I have no idea why people love bacon so. Maybe it'll come to me some day. :p

 

I feel the same way about ketchup.

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I have no idea why people love bacon so. Maybe it'll come to me some day. :p

Maybe they just realize the stupidity of adhering to every word some xenophobic, crazy old coot said a thousand years ago (that's all of them) and just like religions that follow the spirit and not the dogma. 

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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