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That stumpy thing?  It's just a baby, out in California we have really old trees.

Yep, 5k+ years old if the article is to be believed:

 

The world's oldest tree, an unnamed bristlecone pine that lives high up in the White Mountains in California, is more than 5,000 years old, while dozens of giant sequoias in California are thought to be between 3,000 and 3,500 years old.

 

I wonder how you determine a trees age without counting the rings?

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Those of us who have blue eyes are apparently the new kids on the block, a mere 6 to 10 millenia old, and all share a common ancestor. No offense but i'm not inviting you all round for high tea!

 

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/01/080130170343.htm

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCgP-6mzz00

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Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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This news story gets an awesome rating of 9.9 out of 10: http://ballparkdigest.com/2016/08/22/miss-babe-ruth-to-finish-season-as-hoppers-bat-dog/

"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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Documentary based on Eric Schlosser's "Command and Control":

 

 

Recommend also David E. Hoffman's "The Dead Hand." Be warned, however, they can make for rather depressing reads.

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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

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RIP Gene Wilder. :(

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How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart.

In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.

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...a useless, uncomfortable chair at that, too. :p

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How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart.

In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.

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...a useless, uncomfortable chair at that, too. :p

useless? are you kidding?  am not caring if it is the world's most uncomfortable chair, but it would be extreme useful for when family visits.  the kids would love it and we would derive much pleasure as we strike a slouching super-villain pose while deigning listen to our aunts, cousins, and uncles complain 'bout... whatever.

 

"yes, please do continue."

 

HA! Good Fun!

 

ps we would buy one today if not for fact that such silliness is almost always ridiculous expensive and we is too cheap to throw away money on such joke props.

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"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

"Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

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it looks like a torture device

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How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart.

In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.

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Elderly Japanese fisherman uses karate skills to fight off black bear in mountains

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-02/japanese-fisherman-uses-karate-skills-to-fight-off-bear/7810940

 

 


A 63-year-old Japanese man says he used his karate skills to fight off a black bear that attacked him in a mountain creek.

 

Atsushi Aoki was fishing when the 190-centimetre animal set upon him in what he said was an unprovoked attack.

 

In scenes seemingly reminiscent of Leonardo Di Caprio's epic tussle with an angry bear in the Oscar-winning film The Revenant, Mr Aoki was bitten and scratched repeatedly, including on his head.

 

"The bear was so strong, and it knocked me down," Mr Aoki told Tokyo Broadcasting System.

 

"It turned me over and bit me right here," he added, pointing to his bandaged leg.

 

But instead of trying to outrun the animal — an Asian black bear — the fisherman decided he would use his well-honed karate skills.

 

After assuming a fighting stance with his right fist in front of him, Mr Aoki jabbed at his attacker's eyes, which sent the creature scrambling away into the woods.

 

"I thought it's either I kill him or he kills me," Mr Aoki told public broadcaster NHK.

 

The plucky fisherman managed to get back to his car and get himself to a hospital in Gunma, north-west of Tokyo, despite the mauling that left him with injuries to his head, arm and leg.

 

"He drove himself to hospital, and he even remembered to grab the fish that he had caught," a local police officer told AFP.

 

Despite media excitement over the episode, authorities in Japan advised against this course of action when confronted by one of Japan's numerous wild bears.

 

Earlier this year four people were killed in separate bear attacks.

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Thats the rule of thumb with bears: "If its brown, lay down." (on your stomach with your legs spread); "If its black, fight back."

Skimmed over this and was wondering what kind of weird racist joke was this :p

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"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

"Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

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A riddle for you. This is a true statement: 6+3+4=2. How is this possible?

 

(Note: if you are from anywhere other than North America or Japan you get extra credit for figuring this out.)

"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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A riddle for you. This is a true statement: 6+3+4=2. How is this possible?

 

(Note: if you are from anywhere other than North America or Japan you get extra credit for figuring this out.)

'cause God loves baseball

 

 

 

HA! Good Fun!

 

ps God doesn't actual care 'bout sports, but his mother loves college football.

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"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

"Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

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Just because I haven't seen anyone else mention it

Standing Rock Protests: Dogs, Mace Used On Peaceful Protestors

 

It's all over my social media but I also have a lot of friends and family that live on reservations or have tribal citizenship so I dunno how much play this is getting outside those circles

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