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The Funny Things Thread

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Tor - Hamlet makes more sense as an out of control D&D campaign...

     

     


    concept: a retelling of hamlet with the frame story that it’s a tabletop rpg being played by a bunch of overzealous college kids and an increasingly frazzled dm trying to keep them all from rushing headlong into situations and dying immediately. horatio is the dm’s vaguely self-insert npc character.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I am ashamed of how hard I laughed at this.

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Worst thing is, I might even go like that to a party in a few weeks from now...

    "Well, overkill is my middle name. And my last name. And all of my other names as well!"

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    ^Somehow i think that it would not have the same success as Avatar.

    "Some men see things as they are and say why?"
    "I dream things that never were and say why not?"
    - George Bernard Shaw

    "Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
    - Friedrich Nietzsche

     

    "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    The metric system is awesome; everything divisible by ten. Soccer, on the other hand, still sucks.

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    The metric system is awesome; everything divisible by ten. Soccer, on the other hand, still sucks.

     

     

    Inductive reasoning tells me that Soccer must not be divisible by ten.

    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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    14141602_1003672306426244_45616914270288

    The metric system is awesome; everything divisible by ten. Soccer, on the other hand, still sucks.

    Inductive reasoning tells me that Soccer must not be divisible by ten.

    Eleven players on each team and single digit scores. Yep, this checks out. :)

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    For some reason my brain refuses to into the metric system. The other day someone in my office said something was 2cm and I literally had to go look at a ruler that has both metric and enlish units on it to see...oh, thats 3/4 inch.

     

     

     

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    The metric system is awesome; everything divisible by ten. Soccer, on the other hand, still sucks.

    Inductive reasoning tells me that Soccer must not be divisible by ten.

    Eleven players on each team and single digit scores. Yep, this checks out. :)

     

    am guessing one could say that Gromnir likes soccer, but is kinda the same way we like fireworks displays. once or twice a year, likely as part o' a quasi-patriotic obligation, we watch fireworks... or soccer.   more than 20 minutes o' slight variations o' the same thing being done over and over gets pretty freaking monotonous be it fireworks or soccer.  as with both fireworks and soccer, the best part is seeing the kids enjoy themselves, yes?

     

    like it?  ok, but only in small doses. 

     

    HA! Good Fun!

    "If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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