The Funny Things Thread

April 4, 20169 yr

A guy having fun with super hero figures... (first image not %100 worksafe, consider yourself warned)

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“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

April 4, 20169 yr

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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April 5, 20169 yr

Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

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April 5, 20169 yr

I thought that was for Budweiser....

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

April 5, 20169 yr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs3sVrm_W4o

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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April 5, 20169 yr

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April 5, 20169 yr

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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April 6, 20169 yr

I usually don't find these very funny but this lady was something else

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April 6, 20169 yr

https://youtu.be/R7ghDhpCLKM?t=13m23s

My personal favourite gameshow moment, political correctness be damned.

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“Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”

-Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>

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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

-Rod Serling

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April 6, 20169 yr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiW0dLwVZVw

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April 6, 20169 yr

Emperor Voldemort... :lol:

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

April 6, 20169 yr

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!

We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.