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The Funny Things Thread

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    When in doubt, blame the elves.

     

    I have always hated the word "censorship", I prefer seeing it as just removing content that isn't suitable or is considered offensive

     

    Okay there's got to be a story there on that dog...?

    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    Okay there's got to be a story there on that dog...?

    it's either a very weird mutated cross breed, or its missing several vertebrae

    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

    Okay there's got to be a story there on that dog...?

     

    Apparently her name is Pig and she's just like that.

     

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    When in doubt, blame the elves.

     

    I have always hated the word "censorship", I prefer seeing it as just removing content that isn't suitable or is considered offensive

     

     

    Okay there's got to be a story there on that dog...?

    it's either a very weird mutated cross breed, or its missing several vertebrae

     

    "Dillenbeck told Al.com Pig has multiple health issues, including missing ribs, incorrectly rotated joints, and damaged vertebrae."

     

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2814571/Pig-Dog-gets-DNA-tested-reveals-unusually-shaped-half-canine-mix-pit-bull-chow-chow-boxer.html

    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Awkward family photo?

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Well, I don't want to resurrect a certain country clerk thread.. so I'll throw this here since it amuses me.

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    "Didn't still want does his Christ Job. Crucified."

    DON'T DEAD OPEN INSIDE

     


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    When in doubt, blame the elves.

     

    I have always hated the word "censorship", I prefer seeing it as just removing content that isn't suitable or is considered offensive

     

    How to Science..

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    STEM is the hot new acronym in education, it means science, technology, engineering, and mathematics.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

     

     

    STEM is the hot new acronym in education, it means science, technology, engineering, and mathematics.

    Politics: how to make sure that your son does something that will clearly be misinterpreted, be uncooperative with the police and then claim to newscasters that they were arrested because of a clock.

     

    For those needing context, the Amhed's father is a professional rabblerouser and the whole thing was calculated to make up a mess where there was none.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    Always remember that Jar Jar got into a position of power because he was friends with a senator and that his speech was a turning point towards the creation of the Empire. Don't support Democracy!

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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