Volourn Posted September 18, 2015 Posted September 18, 2015 Denver is purposefully trying to sabotge Peyton Manning. Seriously, he's not in control of the offense? THAT'S INSANE. That's one of the reason why he's one of the best evar. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.
Volourn Posted September 18, 2015 Posted September 18, 2015 WHAT THE HELL IS DENVER COACHING STAFF DOING? Seriously, a timeout? Your team gets the 1st down yet you take it away? \ SABOTAGE!!! DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.
ManifestedISO Posted September 18, 2015 Posted September 18, 2015 (edited) http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/draftkings-and-fanduel-need-to-jump-off-a-bridge/ Lord, no kidding. They mixed it up with a new ad featuring a different caucasian clown wearing boxers and headphones, but ... no improvement. Wow, what a finish. Edited September 18, 2015 by ManifestedISO All Stop. On Screen.
Keyrock Posted September 18, 2015 Posted September 18, 2015 LOL Chiefs RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
ShadySands Posted September 18, 2015 Posted September 18, 2015 Wow. I thought that was over, then I thought it was overtime, then I was just wow Free games updated 3/4/21
Bartimaeus Posted September 18, 2015 Posted September 18, 2015 (edited) mfw the broncos actually win (and without even going into overtime) Edited September 18, 2015 by Bartimaeus Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
Volourn Posted September 18, 2015 Posted September 18, 2015 See Denver. Let Manning control the offense. He knows what he is doing. So, yea, Peyton's career is over. He cna't play anymore. L0L His biggest perosnal problem is he keeps overthrowing his WRs. *PUKE* running game and coaching *PUKE* DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.
ManifestedISO Posted September 18, 2015 Posted September 18, 2015 I appreciate Peyton, particularly when he mentions by name Nantz and Simms and the woman interviewing. Sorry I forgot her name, but Peyton didn't. He's professional on and off the field. All Stop. On Screen.
Bartimaeus Posted September 18, 2015 Posted September 18, 2015 (edited) Why do the Packers get a major offensive injury every time we play the Seahawks? Yeesh. RT, Bryan Baluga, out this week with an MCL sprain. Edited September 18, 2015 by Bartimaeus Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
Keyrock Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 (edited) We got a puntkkake going on in Philly. The Iggles offense did a bunch of nothing in the first half, but they're only down 6 because the Cowboys offense didn't do much of anything either. Edit: Woot! Blocked punt and TD! If our offense can't punch the ball into the endzone, at least special teams can. Edit 2: And Romo is dead Edited September 20, 2015 by Keyrock RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Keyrock Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 The Brandon Weeden Era begins. Never have more spine chilling words been written nor spoken in the English language. 4 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Keyrock Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 (edited) 45 yard Brandon Weeden TD pass? 45 yard Brandon Weeden TD pass. Brandon Weeden's passer rating today is 149.7. We're through the looking glass people. Coke is Pepsi, dogs and cats living together. On a serious note, Dallas won the game and they're in 1st place, but the season may be lost depending on how long Romo is out with a fractured left clavicle. With Romo Dallas was a borderline superbowl contender, with Weeden at the helm I doubt they even make the playoffs. On the other side of the field, the Iggles offense looked atrocious today. Everybody played terrible, from Bradford on down. This was flat out embarrassing. So who's the favorite in the NFC East now? Dallas is not the same team without Romo, Philly has played horrifically and is 0-2, the G-Men have blown 2 big leads and are 0-2, and Washington is 1-1 but very much an unknown. Edited September 20, 2015 by Keyrock 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Hurlshort Posted September 20, 2015 Posted September 20, 2015 Raiders had a super exciting game today, nice to see Carr lead them down the field for the game winning drive.
Bartimaeus Posted September 21, 2015 Posted September 21, 2015 TODAY WAS A GREAT DAY. Except for the Cowboys having lost Romo in addition to Bryant now as well as Witten spraining both his ankles. Sorry about that, Cowboy fans. Otherwise, Raiders hilariously beat the Ravens, Jaguars hilariously beat the Dolphins, and Packers won by 10, ruining the Seahawks' record right before they could beat the previous the previous holders'. Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
ManifestedISO Posted September 21, 2015 Posted September 21, 2015 I wouldn't say today was great, exactly. Hilarity, yes. So many little yellow flying flags I thought a flock of canaries migrated to the Bengals' jungle. Feeling good about Melvin Gordon, though, man has a motor and a knack for avoiding the first tackle. All Stop. On Screen.
Bartimaeus Posted September 21, 2015 Posted September 21, 2015 (edited) Well...yeah, besides winning, no, it wasn't a great day. Packers' RT is gonna be out for more like 4-6 weeks than just one, Cobb is pretty beat up, Davante Adams got pretty beat up, Lacy is hurt (possibly sprained an ankle: no official word yet), Boyd got hurt, Nelson is still out for the season... But hey, the Seahawks start out 0-2, and the Packers start out 2-0. I mean...heck, that's pretty great. Oh yeah, and so many flags. Seriously...I saw SO MANY flags today. Edited September 21, 2015 by Bartimaeus Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
Keyrock Posted September 21, 2015 Posted September 21, 2015 (edited) The word round the Cowboys campfire is that Romo won't need surgery and that he's expected to miss 8 weeks. The next 8 weeks for Dallas are: @Saints Pats ---BYE--- @G-Men C-Hox Iggles @Bucs @Fins If Romo's recovery is on schedule and the Cowboys could go 3-4 or better during that stretch, then maybe they can salvage the season. I mean, the schedule is manageable. That bye week is a god send, the Boys will have their top woman beater pass rusher after that week and Dez will hopefully be fairly close to returning by then. Edited September 21, 2015 by Keyrock RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Nepenthe Posted September 21, 2015 Posted September 21, 2015 Well, at least Ron Mexico's not playing for us, but it's sure been a traumatic two games. At least we've got company in the basement. It's like swapping Jimmy Graham for Max Unger wrecked both teams. You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions
Keyrock Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 So, Jets good, Colts bad, or a little bit of both? RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Bartimaeus Posted September 22, 2015 Posted September 22, 2015 (edited) Colts defense bad, Colts offensive line bad, Jets defense good, Jets win. Whomever their GM is, they don't appear to be all that great at building a well-balanced team around Luck...wonder if it's the same GM from Peyton's days - wouldn't really surprise me, considering it's basically the same crap he had to go through for forever. Edited September 22, 2015 by Bartimaeus Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
Hurlshort Posted September 23, 2015 Posted September 23, 2015 There is a very real possibility that David Fales of the Bears will face off against Derek Carr of the Raiders in two weeks. Please make this happen. http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000289832/article/david-fales-derek-carr-combine-for-12-passing-tds-in-shootout
Keyrock Posted September 24, 2015 Posted September 24, 2015 A picture animated gif is worth a thousand words? That's an ice cold stare. RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Keyrock Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 Man, Kirk Cousins was awful last night. That was a winnable game for Washington, but Cousins couldn't hit the broad side of a barn yesterday. RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Amentep Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 Man, Kirk Cousins was awful last night. That was a winnable game for Washington, but Cousins couldn't hit the broad side of a barn yesterday. If he did hit the barn, I doubt they'd have picked up much yardage anyhow. Barns aren't the best sprinters, even on an open field. I'll be here all week, be sure to tip your veal. 2 I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
Bartimaeus Posted September 25, 2015 Posted September 25, 2015 I stopped watching after the Redskins turned it over in...the beginning of the fourth quarter, was it? Wasn't exactly what I'd call a fantastic game. Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
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