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The Funny Things thread

LadyCrimson
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Subtle...

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    There should be an ellipsis in there to make it: "Rock... or something."

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

     

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    :grin:

     

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    This is the chemical formula for love:

    C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
    dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

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    It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

    Let that sink in.

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    ^ Hahaha, no matter how many variations of that joke I see, it just never gets old.

     

    edit: to contribute something to the thread:

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2ftVPk-WZw

     

    still better than EP 7. :smug:

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    - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.

    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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    A student recorded things his teacher said, then presented them to him at the end of the school year....

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Dang, the links are broken for me.

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    That ought to teach you to look after your children.

     

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    Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

     

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    Oh, I'm surprised this was left standing by the mods. Guess the little kiddies think the dwarf is just shy and is hiding.

    "because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP

    Isn't he?

    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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    Subtlety is the key Sarex.  Which is something a number of folks lack on the forums.

    You must be talking about that guy Hurlshot again. He's the most unsubtle guy on the forum.

    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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