rjshae Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Subtle... 6 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agiel Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 There should be an ellipsis in there to make it: "Rock... or something." 1 Quote “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.” -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>> Quote "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete." -Rod Serling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted May 24, 2015 Share Posted May 24, 2015 11 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 9 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadedWolf Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 7 Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadySands Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIw690VGt70 4 Free games updated 3/4/21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 3 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 7 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 This is the chemical formula for love: C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin. ... It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity. Let that sink in. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rostere Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/11635895/Russia-questions-grammar-Nazi-for-fascist-links.html "First, they came for the Grammar Nazis..." 2 "Well, overkill is my middle name. And my last name. And all of my other names as well!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 6 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
213374U Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) ^ Hahaha, no matter how many variations of that joke I see, it just never gets old. edit: to contribute something to the thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2ftVPk-WZw still better than EP 7. :smug: Edited May 28, 2015 by 213374U - When he is best, he is a little worse than a man, and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tel Aviv Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11NvPzs6bV4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 3 I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 A student recorded things his teacher said, then presented them to him at the end of the school year.... 6 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Dang, the links are broken for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agiel Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 5 Quote “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.” -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>> Quote "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete." -Rod Serling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 7 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadedWolf Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 That ought to teach you to look after your children. 4 Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadedWolf Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Source: http://sketchmarcks.deviantart.com/art/Jack-the-Tripper-158050888 Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarex Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Oh, I'm surprised this was left standing by the mods. Guess the little kiddies think the dwarf is just shy and is hiding. "because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volourn Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Isn't he? 1 DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 Subtlety is the key Sarex. Which is something a number of folks lack on the forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volourn Posted May 30, 2015 Share Posted May 30, 2015 You must be talking about that guy Hurlshot again. He's the most unsubtle guy on the forum. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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