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The Funny Things thread

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Fanny = butt

 

The name basically sounds like butt smeller

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Fanny = butt

 

The name basically sounds like butt smeller

 

Actually, in British English Fanny refers to ladies' privates.

Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

 

"because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP

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    Everything goes over my head. I'm like a puppy sniffing fannies.  

     

    They do, though, every dog ever born whiffs the middle of every human ever. 

    All Stop. On Screen.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Jason Statham before he was famous. He pops up at 35 second mark all oiled up and ready to dance.

    This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    This one kind of amused me..
     

    EpicTimes - J K Rowling on Neville Longbottoms Abs...
     

    Matthew Lewis — Neville Longbottom from Harry Potter – is in a new shoot for Attitude magazine which features his toned abs prominently – and Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling has reacted publicly. How did Rowling respond? Check out her tweet here:
     
     

    J.K. Rowling retweeted Attitude

    .@Mattdavelewis Not as bad as watching Dan in Equus, but close. Warn me next time, for God's sake.


    Lewis tweeted back a red-faced response and Rowling came back with a motherly riposte:

     

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    .@Mattdavelewis I will always support you whatever you want to do, Matthew. Now go put some clothes on.

     

     

     

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Some ideas are so stupid that only an intellectual could believe them." -- attributed to George Orwell

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    ^ And freedom needs spelling lessons. :D

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    "Titan Knees Some Justice" - sound like a move from a 90s era fighting game.

    I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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