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“Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
 
-Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

-Rod Serling

 

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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This one kind of amused me..
 

EpicTimes - J K Rowling on Neville Longbottoms Abs...
 

Matthew Lewis — Neville Longbottom from Harry Potter – is in a new shoot for Attitude magazine which features his toned abs prominently – and Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling has reacted publicly. How did Rowling respond? Check out her tweet here:
 
 

J.K. Rowling retweeted Attitude

.@Mattdavelewis Not as bad as watching Dan in Equus, but close. Warn me next time, for God's sake.


Lewis tweeted back a red-faced response and Rowling came back with a motherly riposte:

 

Matthew Lewis @Mattdavelewis  Well, this is awkward. Sorry, Jo… 1f614.png

.@Mattdavelewis I will always support you whatever you want to do, Matthew. Now go put some clothes on.

 

 

 

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Titan Knees Some Justice" - sound like a move from a 90s era fighting game.

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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