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Choose your favorite would-be-god.

Namutree
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Choose your favorite would-be-god! 17 members have voted

  1. 1. If you gotta choose; which of these awesome people would you make God?

    • Thanos
      7%
      2
    • Captain Planet
      14%
      4
    • Gilgamesh
      3%
      1
    • Michigan 2006 gubernatorial candidate **** DeVos
      3%
      1
    • William 2, Prince of Orange
      11%
      3
    • Gao Gan
      3%
      1
    • PewDiePie
      7%
      2
    • Volourn
      48%
      13

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I've decided it would be fun if we could which of these great candidates would be the most popular choice for the role of a new deity.

 

**** DeVos' name got censored! LOL! I'll call him Dock DeVos.

Edited by Namutree

"Good thing I don't heal my characters or they'd be really hurt." Is not something I should ever be thinking.

 

I use blue text when I'm being sarcastic.

I voted for all of them because one god sounds like a bad idea

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    I voted for all of them because one god sounds like a bad idea

    Good thinking. Balance of power and all that.

    "Good thing I don't heal my characters or they'd be really hurt." Is not something I should ever be thinking.

     

    I use blue text when I'm being sarcastic.

    Thanos and Don Cheadle Captain Planet.

     

    http://youtu.be/TwJaELXadKo

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

    God of Hangover from Discworld has always been my favourite.

    This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.

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    I don't know who William 2 is, but I hope he's an alright fellow

    Quote

    Against stupidity we have no defense. Neither protests nor force can touch it. Reasoning is of no use. Facts that contradict personal prejudices can simply be disbelieved - indeed, the fool can counter by criticizing them, and if they are undeniable, they can just be pushed aside as trivial exceptions. So the fool, as distinct from the scoundrel, is completely self-satisfied. In fact, they can easily become dangerous, as it does not take much to make them aggressive. For that reason, greater caution is called for than with a malicious one. Never again will we try to persuade the stupid person with reasons, for it is senseless and dangerous.

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    I don't know who William 2 is, but I hope he's an alright fellow

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_II,_Prince_of_Orange

     

    He has an excellent mustache!

    "Good thing I don't heal my characters or they'd be really hurt." Is not something I should ever be thinking.

     

    I use blue text when I'm being sarcastic.

    empedocles... or perhaps kanye west

     

    HA! Good Fun!

    "If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

    "Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

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    perhaps kanye west

     

    Why Kanye West?

    "Good thing I don't heal my characters or they'd be really hurt." Is not something I should ever be thinking.

     

    I use blue text when I'm being sarcastic.

     

    perhaps kanye west

     

    Why Kanye West?

     

    nietzsche's "god is dead" is frequent misunderstood.  nevertheless am finding it more than a little amusing that 21st century mankind resurrected God in kanye west. if kanye west didn't already exist, we would nevertheless create one.

     

     

    HA! Good Fun!

    "If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

    "Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

    empedocles... 

     

    HA! Good Fun!

     

    That's so raven, History of Science is on my PBS TV right now, all about the elements. 

     

    I'll have to vote for Thanos, only out of nerd affiliation. I've always thought time itself would make a great god, better still if we could interact with ... her. 

    All Stop. On Screen.

    No Dionysos??? This is a poll in name only!

    “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
     

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    Fools!

    Heretics!

     

    There can be only one!

    chuck-norris-the-emperor1.png

    * YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *

    Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake!

     

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    Volo.

     

    This poll was over the moment he was put down as an option.

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    Embrace our Lord and Saviour!

     

    Chuck_Norris_as_Jesus_by_PossumCuber.jpg

     

    Our Lord Norris

    Who are everywhere

    Blessed be Thy name

    They fists will come, thy beard be done

    Everywhere and always, because you said so.

    Do not kick our ass, as you did the devils

    Deliver us from temptation

    And roundhouse kick evil in the face.

    * YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *

    Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake!

     

    Volourn. For the roofles.

    Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

    I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

     

    Tea for the teapot!

    I'd have to say Volo mixed with Captain Planet. Just for the chaos of it.

    Fortune favors the bald.

    Imagine a world in which Volo is God.

     

    1) Sarcasm will become a legitimate art form

    2) All things popular will be mocked

    3) Everything you think you know will be proven wrong

    4) The NY Jets & NY Giants will play in the Super Bowl every year

    5) All computer games will be made by Bioware

    6) Canada will spell it's name with a K

    7) Hockey will be as popular in the US as Football

    8 ) Dwarves will become real

    9) HTML Quote functions will be removed from all internet forums

    10) Feminism will be banned!

     

    Where do I sign up? :lol:  

    Edited by Guard Dog

    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    Also, every time someone says something that is true, the word "FACT" will be superimposed on the vision of everyone in the conversation.

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    Volourn. He's harsh but fair.

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    Fools!

    Heretics!

     

    There can be only one!

    chuck-norris-the-emperor1.png

    Brutal reality check. It's hard to worship someone who... well the whole thing just screams 'what a moron'.

     

     

    Na na  na na  na na  ...

    greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER.

    That is all.

     

    I'm pretty sure he doesn't actually worship Chuck Norris the person and is having fun with Chuck Norris the invincible internet phenomenon.

    I'm sayin' Chuck Norris is neither cool or invincible after that. Your gandads called, they want their meme back.

    Na na  na na  na na  ...

    greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER.

    That is all.

     

    Chuck Norris was never cool, the meme was created to make fun of his lame tough guy persona.

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