Labadal Posted September 14, 2014 Posted September 14, 2014 There should be no vaginas in this thread. They are a matriarchal weapon of oppression, the Tommy Gun of mysandry. Only by rebuking vaginas can we be free. Besides, soon they'll be able to make virtual ones. In Japan, men are getting married to video game characters. They have already found out how evil real women are. 1
Monte Carlo Posted September 14, 2014 Posted September 14, 2014 Our Japanese brothers lead the way! Banzai!
Longknife Posted September 14, 2014 Posted September 14, 2014 TO THE WAIFU PILLOW STORE!!! 2 "The Courier was the worst of all of them. The worst by far. When he died the first time, he must have met the devil, and then killed him." Is your mom hot? It may explain why guys were following her ?
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted September 14, 2014 Posted September 14, 2014 There should be no vaginas in this thread. They are a matriarchal weapon of oppression, the Tommy Gun of mysandry. Only by rebuking vaginas can we be free. Besides, soon they'll be able to make virtual ones. In Japan, men are getting married to video game characters. They have already found out how evil real women are. Bruce is going to get to Japan quickly. Since we are being oppressed by teh wimminz, does that mean they are raping us when they have sex with us? Someone write a poorly researched article to support this. 1 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands
Labadal Posted September 14, 2014 Posted September 14, 2014 There should be no vaginas in this thread. They are a matriarchal weapon of oppression, the Tommy Gun of mysandry. Only by rebuking vaginas can we be free. Besides, soon they'll be able to make virtual ones. In Japan, men are getting married to video game characters. They have already found out how evil real women are.Bruce is going to get to Japan quickly. Since we are being oppressed by teh wimminz, does that mean they are raping us when they have sex with us? Someone write a poorly researched article to support this. They sure are. I would go into more detail but I don't want to get traumatized by remembering. I only have sex because I am forced to. I can't even begin to imagine the trauma you have to go through. I mean, you are a sex machine after all, only to be used for your body and then disposed of.
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted September 14, 2014 Posted September 14, 2014 We need to form a company of knights dedicated to prevting such assaults. I say we go with "The Order of the C0ckBlock". 1 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands
Monte Carlo Posted September 14, 2014 Posted September 14, 2014 I for one feel like a new man since this safe-space was established. In fact, I almost feel like two new men. 1
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted September 14, 2014 Posted September 14, 2014 (edited) I for one feel like a new man since this safe-space was established. In fact, I almost feel like two new men. That is the influence of the patriarchy empowering you. As you advance in level, you can use it to turn women and lay on hands. Edited September 14, 2014 by KaineParker 2 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands
Nonek Posted September 14, 2014 Posted September 14, 2014 Join the Patriarchy, feel a man! Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot!
Orogun01 Posted September 14, 2014 Posted September 14, 2014 Join the Patriarchy, feel a man! Do you mean, feel like a man? 1 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
Labadal Posted September 14, 2014 Posted September 14, 2014 Join the Patriarchy, feel a man! Do you mean, feel like a man? I don't think so. Manly men should touch each others chest hair and stroke it gently. 2
Labadal Posted September 14, 2014 Posted September 14, 2014 That's an acceptable reaction. Suing her would also have worked.
Monte Carlo Posted September 14, 2014 Posted September 14, 2014 No. The woman should have been reported to the nearest Sexual Harassment Officer. She was clearly angling at an attempt to cut off that dude's mangina. 2
Nonek Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 Revered, significant and bulging members of the Patriarchy. I present myself before you in shame, my head held low. In my own home I have been cuckolded. The woman (me good lady wife) whom I should be oppressing and manipulating, as any husband is commited to doing, is flagrantly flaunting her enjoyment and making a mockery of our marriage. Her beau, the popular online card game Hearthstone, a game that is taking up her time, thoughts, attentiveness and I fear reverence for my undauntable masculinity. I have informed her repeatedly that this game is not for her, that it is designed for men alone, that she cannot hope to compete at a reasonable level because only men are able to do so. She has refuted each one of my points, in a display of brazen temerity, made clear that she enjoys it, and has played with a number of other ladies, some of whom are quite high in the rankings. She then had the gall to challenge my dominance of all I survey by challenging me to a contest, of course I declined stating that ever since Wizards did what they did to AD&D that I have sworn off all related products. A good thing too, as I fear she would have spanked me like a virgin watching his first pornographic movie. What say you gentlemen? How can we reiterate to minorities, women, anybody slightly swarthy, Aliens and the Welsh, that our white, Anglo Saxon, fiercely heterosexual, privileged passtime is not for them? Now I hear many rash words now about how anybody could play, and indeed did, since they were young the video games that are made for and by us subhuman scum. What they do not understand is that we do not tolerate such inclusivity, we resist it with every fibre of our being, as do the developers whom ideally wish to only sell a dozen copies to friends and acquaintances. And thus not sully the perfection of that shining, beautiful creation. Inclusivity gentlemen, it is worth fighting against. Personally I think that DNA scanners must be researched and implanted into all entertainment products, ones that will briefly tell the recipient that they are unworthy of sharing our passtime, pass on their details to our Patriarchal Upnet System for Surveilance of Yahoos, and then self destruct with a small, contained thermonuclear reaction. Yours tyrannically. Nonek. P.S. I submit myself for electro flagelattion at any specified date and time for failing to control my little woman, any days good for me, i'll bring the nipple clamps. Tata. 8 Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot!
Blarghagh Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 Nonek wins at this thread. Most other people thus far, are losing.
Nonek Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 We are men, manly men doing manly things, we cannot lose. Our Patriarchy has designed the world this way! 1 Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot!
Malcador Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 Someone should make an Oppression Olympics reality show, that would be fun to watch Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 (edited) Nonek: The High Council demands you report for punishment on September 21 2014 at 11:30 AM. You will be forced to sit through three romantic comedies with no breaks. If your sanity is salvageable, you will be nursed back to health with regular infusions manessence. If not, you will be stripped of your manhood and exiled from The Patriarchy, where you will spend your days as a Frenchman. Edited September 15, 2014 by KaineParker 2 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands
Nonek Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 NOT MEG RYAN! FOR PITYS SAKE, SPARE ME THE RYAN! Sorry showed emotion there for a moment, upper lip and buttocks stiffened Sir. I'll be there. Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot!
Malcador Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 Could be worse, could be Rosie O'Donnell 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Ganrich Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 Nonek, if Obsidian's forums were manlier I would be able to like that many more times than once. 2
Longknife Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 Brothers, as a long time fan of Japanese hentai, I think I have some good news for those of you who share my passion. Long have I watched and read hentai thinking it would be much better without the disgusting and perverted portions involving women and their bodies.....their disgusting, shapely, jiggly nude bodies!! But recently I've looked for alternatives and found a society that aims to replace all women within these comics to be more appealing and arousing to proud patriarch members such as ourselves who know how to love and appreciate a strong, masculine body.Behold my brothers, hentai of the patriarchal future!! "The Courier was the worst of all of them. The worst by far. When he died the first time, he must have met the devil, and then killed him." Is your mom hot? It may explain why guys were following her ?
Monte Carlo Posted September 15, 2014 Posted September 15, 2014 There is a grassroots movement here. I can feel it, like distant thunder. Or acid indigestion. 1
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