Hurlshort Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 I have this terrible scenario playing in my head where a guy is holding his dog and officers tell him to drop the gun, but if he does his dog will probably get shot for running loose. 2
kirottu Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 10 This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Volourn Posted December 8, 2014 Posted December 8, 2014 "I have this terrible scenario playing in my head where a guy is holding his dog and officers tell him to drop the gun, but if he does his dog will probably get shot for running loose. " Eh. Cops have shot dogs tied up in the backyard because they barked 'too loud'. L0L DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.
Raithe Posted December 9, 2014 Posted December 9, 2014 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Walsingham Posted December 9, 2014 Posted December 9, 2014 I can only assume whoever drew this has woefully crap associates. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
kirottu Posted December 10, 2014 Posted December 10, 2014 7 This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Rosbjerg Posted December 10, 2014 Author Posted December 10, 2014 Christopher Lee (92) wishes you a Heavy Metal Christmas! 1 Fortune favors the bald.
Rosbjerg Posted December 10, 2014 Author Posted December 10, 2014 Random Guy Narrates Stranger's Lives. (some are acted though, but still fun) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yxiv6pCiDDk Fortune favors the bald.
Rosbjerg Posted December 12, 2014 Author Posted December 12, 2014 I thought that's what happened to his father? thus explaining his vengeance on man. Fortune favors the bald.
Woldan Posted December 12, 2014 Posted December 12, 2014 Real story what happened in Jaws LMAO F... the system! 3 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet.
Malcador Posted December 13, 2014 Posted December 13, 2014 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
ShadySands Posted December 13, 2014 Posted December 13, 2014 Old but too good to pass up Oral sex 'assassination plot': Woman accused of putting poison in her privates in bid to kill husband Brazilian wife accused of planting toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex. The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed. Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell. The curious husband then took his wife to hospital in Sao Jose do Rito Preto to find out the cause of the unusual odour. The alleged attempt on his life was exposed when tests on his wife discovered traces of a poisonous substance down below. How that wouldn't also kill her I have no idea 1 Free games updated 3/4/21
Volourn Posted December 13, 2014 Posted December 13, 2014 Not to mentioned she went to the hospital to get check out? Uh.. Is she stupid? There's got to be more to the story... DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.
Namutree Posted December 13, 2014 Posted December 13, 2014 Brazilian wife accused of planting toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex. The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed. Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell. The curious husband then took his wife to hospital in Sao Jose do Rito Preto to find out the cause of the unusual odour. The alleged attempt on his life was exposed when tests on his wife discovered traces of a poisonous substance down below. How that wouldn't also kill her I have no idea There are worse ways to die. "Good thing I don't heal my characters or they'd be really hurt." Is not something I should ever be thinking. I use blue text when I'm being sarcastic.
Raithe Posted December 15, 2014 Posted December 15, 2014 9 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted December 15, 2014 Posted December 15, 2014 http://youtu.be/jaRoqslM4W0 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted December 15, 2014 Posted December 15, 2014 Expand Former Batman actor Christian Bale recently gave a quote that he would be jealous to see Ben Affleck take up the cape and cowl in Batman V. Superman. But when Michael Keaton was asked the same thing, he demonstrated once and for all that he truly is Batman. In an interview with the Short List Keaton was asked, "Christian Bale recently said he felt jealous to see Ben Affleck wearing the cape and cowl – do you ever get that?" His response: No. Do you know why? Because I'm Batman. I'm very secure in that. *Insert every single mic drop gif ever made here* The end. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Amentep Posted December 15, 2014 Posted December 15, 2014 Old but too good to pass up Oral sex 'assassination plot': Woman accused of putting poison in her privates in bid to kill husband Brazilian wife accused of planting toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex. The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed. Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell. The curious husband then took his wife to hospital in Sao Jose do Rito Preto to find out the cause of the unusual odour. The alleged attempt on his life was exposed when tests on his wife discovered traces of a poisonous substance down below. How that wouldn't also kill her I have no idea Reads like one of those email chain stories/urban legends. No name of any person involved, no name of the poison/toxic substance, nor the name the hospital. Only a city is stated. I call fake until further documentation can be provided. I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
Raithe Posted December 15, 2014 Posted December 15, 2014 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
rjshae Posted December 15, 2014 Posted December 15, 2014 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
ShadySands Posted December 15, 2014 Posted December 15, 2014 Old but too good to pass up Oral sex 'assassination plot': Woman accused of putting poison in her privates in bid to kill husband Brazilian wife accused of planting toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex. The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed. Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell. The curious husband then took his wife to hospital in Sao Jose do Rito Preto to find out the cause of the unusual odour. The alleged attempt on his life was exposed when tests on his wife discovered traces of a poisonous substance down below. How that wouldn't also kill her I have no idea Reads like one of those email chain stories/urban legends. No name of any person involved, no name of the poison/toxic substance, nor the name the hospital. Only a city is stated. I call fake until further documentation can be provided. Possibly a fake story but these articles have a couple more details http://www.theweek.co.uk/crime/51287/brazilian-woman-laced-vagina-poison-kill-husband http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/01/29/vagina-murder-plot-brazilian-man-wife-poisoning-_n_2572836.html http://www.regiaonoroeste.com/portal/materias.php?id=29854 but still none of the things you've mentioned other than an officer's name Free games updated 3/4/21
Amentep Posted December 15, 2014 Posted December 15, 2014 Still seems dodgy; the original Brazilian site only seems to name a police officer. Typically you'd expect some other identifying details (when the arrest happened for example), the hospital involved (listed in the earliers report I can find as "City Hospital"). I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
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