The Funny Things Thread.

[PK htiw klaw eriF]

http://christwire.org/2014/08/obama-is-infecting-christians-with-ebola-to-destroy-jesus-and-start-a-new-age-of-liberal-darkness/

[Rosbjerg]

http://christwire.org/2014/08/obama-is-infecting-christians-with-ebola-to-destroy-jesus-and-start-a-new-age-of-liberal-darkness/

 

Wiping out all the fundementalists would solv.. *cough* I mean, thank god that's a joke website.

[Malcador]

[Nepenthe]

[Rosbjerg]

This is why the vikings just gave up and left.

[Meshugger]

...I thought that they stayed and are still trying to learn the language to this very day.

 

(Really, who ever says 'käytännällöstelemälläänkinköhän'? i sure have never heard it)

[kirottu]

I never thought about it, but "käymälä" literally is a place you always visit, but never stay.

[Raithe]

[PK htiw klaw eriF]

[Raithe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1Zs23_sw5ks

[Raithe]

[Sarex]

^That makes me want to kill...

[JFSOCC]

 

 

We got to keep an eye on this one

-the NSA

[Keyrock]

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/mis/4601986978.html

 

 

You Farted During "Boyhood" - mw4m (Pasadena)

 

There we were, just enjoying a nice quiet Saturday night at the movies. A slow mover, Linklater's "Boyhood." Some popcorn. A few sodas. Nothing really happens in the film, we found. For about 90 minutes or so we stare listlessly at the screen. It's a thinking man's film, I say. Beautifully shot. It's about life, and death and relationships and things of that nature. Just then, at a brief, carefully-timed cinematic pause in dialogue, an enormous fart from somewhere in the back pierces an otherwise silent movie theatre. It had the impact of a baseball bat hitting a leather couch, or George Foreman working the heavy bag. Whack. Loud, deep and masculine.The seat cushion heroically absorbed most of the blow, but not enough that each and every person in the movie theatre instantly burst into nervous laughter. The laughter continued for what felt like a good 5 minutes, until tears streamed down our faces. Even well after the blast, we quietly chuckled to ourselves with a 'remember the time that guy farted in the movie theatre' gleam in our eyes. And just like that, with a soft chuckle and a deep breath, we were back into the film. Things happened, people drove around Texas, relationships came and went, there was crying, there was hope. It was as if we had all forgotten about the fart that had brought us together that night. As the sun began to set on screen, the teenage boy, no longer a boy, transitions into an adult, before our very eyes, and looks, intently, lustfully into a young girls eyes, as if to lean in for a kiss, and braaaaaaap. Another fart from the back row, like two giant hands clapping together, and the screen goes dark, roll credits. We decided, after laughing our way out of the theatre, and all the way home, that this was the best movie that we had ever seen. I imagine the lone fartist sauntering off into the sunset. His work here done. 

If only I could say thank you, kind sir. You are truly a master of your craft.

[HoonDing]

[Agiel]

 

"I must return to my people."

[Raithe]

http://youtu.be/YSvTkMPB9mI

[Elerond]

[Raithe]

[Keyrock]

http://youtu.be/YSvTkMPB9mI

How dare they!  How dare they besmirch the good name of Vanilla Ice and the Ninja Rap.  That's it.

 

/takes off glove

//slaps Honest Trailers across the face with glove

 

I demand satisfaction!

[PK htiw klaw eriF]

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/story/26216837/man-i-bought-every-pie-at-burger-king-to-spite-noisy-child

[Gromnir]

 

apologies if already posted... and our gardener is named armondo s****.

 

HA! Good Fun! 

[Rosbjerg]

Execution could be better, although I guess they had to go this route given the reference, but a funny idea.

[Sarex]

[Keyrock]