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The Funny Things Thread.

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    "The cruelest cake in history"

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    I like this for two reasons:

     

    1) Christopher Walken is my favorite actor ever, on account of him being awesome.

    2) I'm a proponent of the Oxford Comma.

     

    Show of hands, who here is Pro-Oxford Comma and who is Anti-Oxford Comma?

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    🇺🇸RFK Jr 2024🇺🇸

    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    If Game Companies were real life friends.

     

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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    WHERE IS THE OBSIDI-FRIEND?

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    WHERE IS THE OBSIDI-FRIEND?

    Obsidian Entertainment

     

    Lovable Loser - Got dumped by the cool girl while you were both in high school.  Tends to stumble over his own feet.  Has taken the fall for other's mistakes in the past.  Doesn't have a lot of money and winds up taking odd jobs to make ends meet.  But he's fun to hang around with because he tells the best stories.

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    🇺🇸RFK Jr 2024🇺🇸

    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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    WHERE IS THE OBSIDI-FRIEND?

    Obsidian Entertainment

     

    Lovable Loser - Got dumped by the cool girl while you were both in high school.  Tends to stumble over his own feet.  Has taken the fall for other's mistakes in the past.  Doesn't have a lot of money and winds up taking odd jobs to make ends meet.  But he's fun to hang around with because he tells the best stories.

     

     

    LOL Bang on!

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    * YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *

    Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake!

     

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    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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    OMG her boob is injured, what a crappy armor...

    "because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    As far as "Man" films go that cause tears to well up, I found the ending of Heat far more moving and nuanced:

     

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    As far as "Man" films go that cause tears to well up, I found the ending of Heat far more moving and nuanced:

     

    http://youtu.be/wmpxIc1KB9I?t=57s

     

     

    The end of Heat with ''God moving over the face of the waters'' is one of my favorite movie ends ever. But the entire film is one hell of a masterpiece. 

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    "because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP

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    HA! Good Fun!

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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