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KaineParker's Hopefully Attractive Women Thread Episode V: A Striking Back

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^Yeah, luckily Gemma was there too.

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The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

^Yeah, luckily Gemma was there too.

 

But Athena Massey was in 2, as well.

 

It's really hard to find a worksafe pic of her, btw. :p

You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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Yeah I remember a couple of her 90s movies.

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

 

^Yeah, luckily Gemma was there too.

 

But Athena Massey was in 2, as well.

 

It's really hard to find a worksafe pic of her, btw. :p

 

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"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

And she was in Tiberian Sun as well, if I recall.   Hm, time to replay RA2.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

Looks shopped. Head pasted to a clothed body. :p

You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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Looks shopped. Head pasted to a clothed body. :p

Well then, only good pics are NSFW. A shame too.

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I want to walk over that woman and buy her a drink, while acting like James Bond.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    I want to walk over that woman and buy her a drink, while acting like James Bond.

     

    So long as we're fantasising, I want her to come over to ME with a drink.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    Why stop there, perhaps a drink AND a snack?

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    Oh! And a controller to play that game you like.

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    With tickets to next Maiden concert. Guys, I think I'm in love.

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    Since I am a gentleman, even in my fantasies, she can bring me the drink which Orogun bought her.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    Since I am a gentleman, even in my fantasies, she can bring me the drink which Orogun bought her.

    But how will she be able to move? After all, Orogun said he would walk over her? Over her dead body, or what?

     

    Since I am a gentleman, even in my fantasies, she can bring me the drink which Orogun bought her.

    But how will she be able to move? After all, Orogun said he would walk over her? Over her dead body, or what?

     

     

    Provided she is into it, and doesn't spill my drink, that's between her and him.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    Fantasy ruined.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    Shut your goddamn mouths and post pics of hot chicks. 

     

     

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    is that Jessica? where's that from, I wonder

    Walsingham said:

    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

    Blade Trinity would be my guess

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    Yeah, in Blade : Trinity. 
     
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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

    I haven't read the comics, but I just hate it when they stick comedy into movies like Blade. I mean, the first movie established a certain tone, and they just ruin it with this crap

     

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    Walsingham said:

    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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