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More nonsensical than all Lucas' prequels put together

 

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if you're not with me, then you're my enemy

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Is that the Star Wars game that famously has one of the worst final boss fights ever (Vader, I think), or is it the other one?  I know there were 2 of these games, Force Unleashed, or whatever.

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More nonsensical than all Lucas' prequels put together

 

 

 

 

 

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if you're not with me, then you're my enemy

 

Huh. It's almost like Darth is slapping him in the face.. Over and over again.

 

Btw, want to read my review of Force Unleashed? :D

"I will admit that if the choice was between seeing my nephew play this game, and between letting him pull the legs off spiders for entertainment, I would have a hard time making a choice. But rather than meddle in such false and completely unrewarding philosophical problems, I think avoiding this game altogether might be an entirely valid option."

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This game feels like a final middlefinger to Georgie before the EU got canned

 

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I would've liked something more in the vein of Jedi Academy rather than cinematic nonsense. Wasted potential.

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Wasted potential, yes. Was funny, played through Jedi Outcast again -- still a good game, just very difficult (or, it isn't gated down a tube, and the tutorial doesn't take up most of the first act)..

 

But I don't think it's very curious that a game like Force Unleashed would exist. It's this cross between the other story-driven Star Wars games and a more .."serious" format (in first person) with it's own spin-off story. Which in a sense is exactly what Jedi Outcast (and Dark Forces) was at the time. A darker spinoff for the..somewhat ageing Star Wars audience.

 

And I don't think the game would have been so terrifyingly bad if it hadn't been written by a room full of shrill right-wing bloggers, who apparently took turns at challenging each other with the most comical combination of messiah-exceptionalism and false moral equivalence. Before they had a skilled accountant fuse down the most gut-wrenching bits of text in a way that parsed grammatically.

 

And it could have been a neat setup if the segments of the game hadn't been designed by a committee of people with difficulty holding their concentration for more than three minutes at a time.

 

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Anyway. Playing through Xenogears again (on the psp - had to hyper an emulator to get the pic).

 

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See - that's how you write childish nonsense!

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The awkward morning after a wild night, we all know how they are.

 

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Walsingham said:

I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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can't, unfortunately, but you can be a jet in Firefall  :biggrin:

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I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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I wish the Wii U would let me take larger screenshots. 

 

Havana

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Nassau

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Good sailing weather

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Not so good sailing weather

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As I was on my way out of the subway exit....

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...this bozo -that had finished up beating some poor sod- came straight towards me

 

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...and I started doing things "routinely" if you know what I mean:

 

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...as busy I was, crushing the remaining bones of my oponents face, I couldn't help but to notice the gunshot in the background....the old man still had it:

 

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...and that my friends, was the reason why we all agreed to beat the living **** out of him:

 

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FIN!

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There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.  

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Walsingham said:

I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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Good sailing weather

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Not so good sailing weather

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Looking at the map...I think i'd rather take my chances swimming in the storm than dealing with the ships haha.

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It's crazy how much better old sprite games hold up than early 3D model games.

 

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I mean, that's a GBA game from 2001, a freakin' handheld game, and it looks a lot better, in my opinion, than many 3D model games on home consoles or PC as recently as 2004 or 2005.

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It's crazy how much better old sprite games hold up than early 3D model games.

 

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I mean, that's a GBA game from 2001, a freakin' handheld game, and it looks a lot better, in my opinion, than many 3D model games on home consoles or PC as recently as 1996 or 1997.

I agree

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only lv. 27? I guess you missed the bug where you could cap any battleframe just by standing near a certain spot in one of the locations 

Walsingham said:

I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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Those games(Force Unleashed) are balls to the wall fun, you don't play them for the story.

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Look how much bigger I am than Aribeth, she looks like a child by comparison.  :lol:

 

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