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So once the Chargers opened up the offense and started slinging it around, they were quite effective.  Too bad it took them 3 quarters to figure that out.

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It really was a shameful 3/4 ... but it's okay, Manning needs and deserves the trophy this year. Once he gets that out of the way, next year we'll send the Chargers all the way to face the Seahawks and deliver their second consecutive SB loss.  :yes:

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Wow. That's disgusting. I wouldn't be surprised if that is bring some sort of law. It sure is  showing a lack of morals either way. Now, it makes me almost want to root for the 49ers. :p

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Let's not just assume the C-Hox will just beat the Niners.  I'd say they're the favorites, but anything can happen in a one game scenario.

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Broncos are doing the same thing:

 

Tickets are only available for residents of billing addresses in the Rocky Mountain region, including Colorado, New Mexico, Utah, Wyoming, Nebraska, Montana, South Dakota and Western Kansas.

 

 

http://blogs.denverpost.com/broncos/2014/01/12/broncos-vs-patriots-playoff-tickets-go-on-sale-monday-in-denver/25020/

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I think the biggest downside to the Broncos beating the Chargers is that it kills any possibility of us seeing Philip Rivers rocking a bolo tie at a press conference for the rest of the season.

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Maybe the best thing to happen during this weekend of football:  The introduction of sideline reporter Allie LaForce: 

 

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That almost made up for being subjected to listening to Dierdorf one last time.

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Looks like the Lions hired Jim Caldwell as their new coach.  Caldwell's vacant, emotionless stare on the sidelines is quite a contrast to Schwartz's antics.

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For the Lions fans out there that are not familiar with Jim Caldwell, here is a quick visual tutorial of the many demeanors of Jim Caldwell:

 

Happy Jim Caldwell

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Mad as **** Jim Caldwell

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Sad Jim Caldwell

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Stepped on a nail Jim Caldwell

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Just found out he won Powerball Jim Caldwell

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Grantland Fauxclusive Goodell's Inbox

 

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I posted a link rather than the picture because thar be foul language, maties.  The correspondence with Jerry Jones in my favorite part.

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That decision took us in Seattle a little by surprise as well. I'd always thought that teams were required to provide a portion of the tickets for fans of the other team. But the previous week the tickets for the Saints sold out in virtually no time flat, so maybe this was a response. Anyway, win or lose it should be fun... and we'll always have Harbaugh's theatrics to liven things up.

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That decision took us in Seattle a little by surprise as well. I'd always thought that teams were required to provide a portion of the tickets for fans of the other team. But the previous week the tickets for the Saints sold out in virtually no time flat, so maybe this was a response. Anyway, win or lose it should be fun... and we'll always have Harbaugh's theatrics to liven things up.

 

It should be a great hard-nosed battle.  I'm setting the over/under on the amount of times "chippy" is used by the broadcast crew during the game at 12 1/2.  We got ****y Pete on one side (I love me some ****y Pete) and the always animated Jimbo on the other side.  If nothing else it promises to be entertaining.  I just hope it's not a blowout.

 

Also, this is an excuse for me to post one of my favorite gifs, The ****y Pete Strut:

 

Pete%2BCarroll%2Bshit%2Beating%2Bgrin%2B

 

Edit:  Gosh darn expletive filter censoring out c o c k y  :facepalm:

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That decision took us in Seattle a little by surprise as well. I'd always thought that teams were required to provide a portion of the tickets for fans of the other team. But the previous week the tickets for the Saints sold out in virtually no time flat, so maybe this was a response. Anyway, win or lose it should be fun... and we'll always have Harbaugh's theatrics to liven things up.

 

It should be a great hard-nosed battle.  I'm setting the over/under on the amount of times "chippy" is used by the broadcast crew during the game at 12 1/2.  We got ****y Pete on one side (I love me some ****y Pete) and the always animated Jimbo on the other side.  If nothing else it promises to be entertaining.  I just hope it's not a blowout.

 

Also, this is an excuse for me to post one of my favorite gifs, The ****y Pete Strut:

 

Pete%2BCarroll%2Bshit%2Beating%2Bgrin%2B

 

Edit:  Gosh darn expletive filter censoring out c o c k y  :facepalm:

 

 

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