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The funny things thread

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What could go wrong?... on flight 666 to HEL, Friday the 13th

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Fortune favors the bald.

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    For the Doctor Who fans..

     

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    While for the Breaking Bad ones..

     

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    Oh, and Ros, yup, that was a general push on current "yoof speak"

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Thanks to el internet

     

    we can watch Fish Heads.

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTpUVAcvWfU

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    You see, ever since the whole Doritos Locos Tacos thing, Taco Bell thinks they can do whatever they want.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    LOL

     

    Trying not to correct the rank....

     

     

    Sergeant Major according to the picture. In the Marine Corps it is improper to call ( or shorten) any rank above Sergeant (E-5) a Sergeant

     

     

    Sorry, I couldn't help it. Blame the brainwashing

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    It's all about the moral of the story, not the accuracy of the picture.. ;)

     

     

    It might not be funny, but damn it all, it's still glorious..

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I thought it was good

     

    It's just one of those things, I dunno if there is a name for it, where over familiarity with a thing can sometimes make it hard to overlook errors regarding that thing. No matter how small or inconsequential they may be and not at all relevant to the point being made.

     

    Anyways, now that I've ruined it I'll just shut up now

    Free games updated 3/4/21

    I thought it was good

     

    It's just one of those things, I dunno if there is a name for it, where over familiarity with a thing can sometimes make it hard to overlook errors regarding that thing. No matter how small or inconsequential they may be and not at all relevant to the point being made.

     

    Anyways, now that I've ruined it I'll just shut up now

     

    I would have been forced to point it out if you hadn't. :huh:  No harm, no foul anyway. I'm sure the photo doesn't match the story, which was likely made up. It's not brainwashing, it's rank and respect and propriety. Damn funny joke, no matter what.  

    All Stop. On Screen.

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    KILL IT WITH FIRE!

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    They hunt mozzies. If you have bats, you're a lot less likely to get bitten by mosquitos... :shifty:

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Mmm, I've got just the spot for this...

     

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Meanwhile, in Phil's secret underground lair...

     

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    They hunt mozzies. If you have bats, you're a lot less likely to get bitten by mosquitos... :shifty:

     

    **** bats. _I_ hunt mozzies.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    In my experience, they leave the mosquitos alone and scare the bejesus out of my mom by hanging in the closet at our country place. :p

    You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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    The trick is to let a few of them have their way. The size and inflammation around the bites will decrease as your body gets used to it. Assuming you live somewhere where they don't carry diseases. The really insufferable part is the noise. 

     

    Ohh and don't smack them while they are about to bite. Might make them vomit much more into the bite. 

    Na na  na na  na na  ...

    greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER.

    That is all.

     

    I recently read an article on mosquitos. Turns out if you have an O type blood they love feasting on you, and if you have an A type blood they don't like it.

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    "Remember, the 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day...  So go practice your Somalian now."

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    They hunt mozzies. If you have bats, you're a lot less likely to get bitten by mosquitos... :shifty:

     

    **** bats. _I_ hunt mozzies.

     

     

    Could you do it as well as this man?

     

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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