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The funny things thread

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New Vegas could have used a few of Clint Eastwood's love songs.

 

 

Bloody odd coincidence. We were discussing this last night.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xadoX2E7wY

 

Might be a repost.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyUf7r_9yNs#t=0m52s

     

    I bet you after that the dude's nipples could scratch glass.

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

     

     

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    Awesome. It really was just appallingly weak and sleazy. Expertly mocked.

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    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    Probably the weirdest thing I've seen all day

     

    Free games updated 3/4/21

    That video was very namaste...

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Maybe fake, but still funny - go to 00:20

    Fortune favors the bald.

    Whoa.

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    For the Warhammer 40k spin..

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    For the Warhammer 40k spin..

     

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    HERESY!

    EXTRA HERESY!

     

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    *BLAM!!!* *BLAM!!!*

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    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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    No. Not honest. Humorless and snarky. Fail.    

    All Stop. On Screen.

    I nearly watched that film simply for that 'controversial' scene. L0L

    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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    Was probably my favorite scene of the movie

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    Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

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    Why+the+Mayan+Apocalypse+is+Bullshit+.+t

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