Raithe Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
LadyCrimson Posted August 28, 2013 Author Posted August 28, 2013 “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
Rosbjerg Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 "Dog save me and I shall spare you!" "Yisss, you shall be my vessel of destruction" 2 Fortune favors the bald.
Blarghagh Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Give it a year and you'll see a new found interest in older men.. Alan Rickman (or more accurately, Snape) his fangirls say you're outdated.
Walsingham Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 vessel of destruction" This made me have some unkind thoughts about certain exes of mine. ~~ Much of this morning spent trying to untangle my pension plans. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Rosbjerg Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Give it a year and you'll see a new found interest in older men.. Alan Rickman (or more accurately, Snape) his fangirls say you're outdated. His fansgirls are overweight 40 year olds.. I say they are outdated!! good day sir.. Fortune favors the bald.
Walsingham Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 This one is just for Lady Crimson 1 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Gorgon Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Allan Rickman is more accurately known as Hans Grüber. At least to people who don't have an ounce of interest in children's books. 3 Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
Raithe Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Heh, now this I find amusing: "Edward and Bella in Twilight meet all 15 criteria set by the National Domestic Violence hotline for being in an abusive relationship." "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Woldan Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 (edited) What could possibly go wrong.... But this is kind of clever (The lawnmower on a stick), have to try it someday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgCYLTojay8 Edited August 28, 2013 by Woldan I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet.
Rosbjerg Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 I'm extremely offendend, dissapointed and entertained at the same time.. That's rednecks for ya.. Sorry for the long post here - but this poor fella is hilarious.. LA can be a dangerous place lol 5 Fortune favors the bald.
Gfted1 Posted August 28, 2013 Posted August 28, 2013 Awesome. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Gorgon Posted August 29, 2013 Posted August 29, 2013 hah Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
ManifestedISO Posted August 29, 2013 Posted August 29, 2013 Genius Rick Roll. That is some well-written comedy. All Stop. On Screen.
LadyCrimson Posted August 29, 2013 Author Posted August 29, 2013 This one is just for Lady Crimson Haha....I like it. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
LadyCrimson Posted August 29, 2013 Author Posted August 29, 2013 What in blazes? Sir Stewart, you are a nut. (I guess that's his gf's feet, according to the Telegraph). 2 “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
HoonDing Posted August 29, 2013 Posted August 29, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjeiaLHZbXM The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
Rosbjerg Posted August 29, 2013 Posted August 29, 2013 What in blazes? Sir Stewart, you are a nut. (I guess that's his gf's feet, according to the Telegraph). He's always been really silly.. It's just that his roles are serious. Fortune favors the bald.
Walsingham Posted August 29, 2013 Posted August 29, 2013 That PBJ thing cracked me up. That could easily have been me. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Raithe Posted August 29, 2013 Posted August 29, 2013 Between the lines of Employment Ads:Advancement Opportunity-s*** jobEntry Level-Really a s*** jobNo Experience Necessary-The mother of all s*** jobsAdministrative Assistant-s*** job with a titleGround Floor Opportunity-s*** job with a company that will file bankruptsy within a yearProgressive Company-Employees get to wear jeans every other FridayTeam Player-Must deal with dangerously territorial co-workers with rabid personalitiesUpbeat Personalities-Must neither threaten us with any kind of lawsuit nor use the drug/alcohol rehab benefit within the first yearWord Processing Skills Essential-There is a crippling case of carpal tunnel syndrome in your futurePublic Relations Receptionist, Professional Appearance Important-$20K a year job that requires a $100K a year wardrobePleasant Telephone Manner-Be the voice of 1-900-SEX-SUCKEarn Up To $300/Hour-Be 1-900-SEX-SUCKSalary Range $24K to $32K-The Salary is $24KBA Required, MA Preferred-Must be a MA willing to work for a BA salaryCivil Service-The job was filled from the inside 6 months agoWomen/Minorities Encouraged-White males need not waste a stampOutstanding Benefits Package-Health InsuranceTons of Variety-We took all the heinous tasks no one else would do and rolled them into one jobTop Notch Communication Skills-TelemarketingBeautiful Offices in Attractive Locale-Brand new tacky windowless office where picture frames match the carpetSecretary-Women only job with the responsibilities of management and the wages of a migrant workerExecutive Secretary-The most powerful person in any companyDedicated-You're looking at a minimum of 80 hours per week until we force you into early retirementSalary Commensurate-We'll pay you whatever the Hell we feel likeSalary Negotiable-We'll take the lowest bidderCompetitive Salary-We'll pay you up to 10% more than your last job... Period!Competitive Starting Salary-Ten cents above minimum wagePleasant Atmosphere-A staff of pod peopleProfessional Atmosphere-Zombie pod peopleFun, Creative Atmosphere-Pod people from HellDynamic Atmosphere-Zombie pod people from HellGal Friday-Anyone who actually applies for this job deserves itSelf Starter-Open to broad interpretation, since no one really knows what this means 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Rosbjerg Posted August 30, 2013 Posted August 30, 2013 Pinterest account posts pictures of Taylor Swift overlayed with Taylor quotes, teenagers love them. Quotes were actually said by Hitler. source Haha .. I love this. Also fun 7 Fortune favors the bald.
rjshae Posted August 31, 2013 Posted August 31, 2013 (edited) Personally, I prefer to think of Lady Gaga as an artsy rather than weird... Edited August 31, 2013 by rjshae "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
rjshae Posted August 31, 2013 Posted August 31, 2013 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Walsingham Posted August 31, 2013 Posted August 31, 2013 Personally, I prefer to think of Lady Gaga as an artsy rather than weird... Terrifying, more like. I wouldn't touch her with a specially designed NASA probe. Although I have to grudgingly approve of her anti-bullying efforts. 1 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Blarghagh Posted August 31, 2013 Posted August 31, 2013 Give it a year and you'll see a new found interest in older men.. Alan Rickman (or more accurately, Snape) his fangirls say you're outdated. His fansgirls are overweight 40 year olds.. I say they are outdated!! good day sir.. I personally know a whole wave of Alan Rickman fangirls (at least 15) and none of them are over 25, none of them are overweight, and most of them are attractive. I also know that Alan Rickman's wife has had serious trouble with the amount of hatemail she gets from his legion of jealous fangirls. Do not underestimate the power of a dark brooding British accent with black hair. Just look at Loki, or Sherlock. They have the same fangirl "demographic".
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