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I guess she didn't do sufficient damage with the strike.

or we've traced the origin of Walsies infamous back problems... :(

 

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You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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I thought Wals was tripping out on drugs and seeing insect people...

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She looks a little too innocent.. I'm currently seeing a girl hat looks surprisinggly like Liz Vicious now that I think about it.. we're talking full on evil crazy **** here..

 

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I googled her and saw an... interesting video. Not exactly my type, but would bang if sufficiently intoxicated.

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Well I wouldn't call her my type.. but then again I don't think Lex Luthor is her type either. I guess we both make due.. hah

 

Any way back to buisness - I was pretty attracted to Gillian Anderson when I was a teenager.. X-Files ftw

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the most beautiful actress in Hollywood:

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this one's not so bad either:

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I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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Arms like a dragonfly... that seems dirty, but I have no idea what it means.

 

 

Spindly insect arms. Common to all models, but usually they don't try hitting people. Her punches were so weak that not only could I ignore them, but I could carry on speaking intelligibly as blows were impacting my jaw!

 

Needless to say this infuriated her considerably. So much so that she carried on for several minutes until forcibly restrained by the host of the party.

 

It is my persistent opinion that she had been driven bonkers by malnutrition.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Well, even the weak ones can have sharp claws..

 

I've always liked the rule "be careful if her brother's have knife scars..."

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I go with 'be careful if she has a knife'.

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Well, even the weak ones can have sharp claws..

 

But its not the sharpness of their claws that is dangerous, from my experience wounds caused by fingernails tend to fester badly if not threated immediately and correctly. Lots of nasty germs under those fingernails, personally I prefer to get hit by a strong punch from a man than getting scratched with poisoned fingernails. 

I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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Well, even the weak ones can have sharp claws..

 

But its not the sharpness of their claws that is dangerous, from my experience wounds caused by fingernails tend to fester badly if not threated immediately and correctly. Lots of nasty germs under those fingernails, personally I prefer to get hit by a strong punch from a man than getting scratched with poisoned fingernails. 

 

I guess i'm lucky I still have my scrotum then.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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we can play the fitness game too

 

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same girl, glam shot

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Walsingham said:

I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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Its very obvious that all of them (maybe minus pic 1) are on roids, as a woman you can't get that kind of upper body just from lifting weights, women simply lack the testosterone required to bulk up that much. 

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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:skeptical:

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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