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Started today, did my run. Came out with my saturday being 13 hours of driving a minibus.

 

Including a run from a wedding to the hotel.

 

Let us know if you have to take any hot celebrities or porn stars around. We want details Calax, details  :dancing:

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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Oh okay :biggrin:

So the chance of getting some cool stories is unlikely, I get it

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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Well, I will still have a few charters, Who knows, maybe I'll net a lonely bridesmaid on saturday.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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When I originally looked it up on the map i just marked "Iowa", and that dot popped up

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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Started today, did my run. Came out with my saturday being 13 hours of driving a minibus.

 

Including a run from a wedding to the hotel.

I used to want to be a part-time truck delivery driver in my early years of "just need a job". Not semi-trucks, but more local. Pickups, UPS, something like that ... because I used to like to drive, be alone, and it wasn't working in an office/sales. Apparently however, most such jobs couldn't picture a 4' 11" female playing that role, even if she could lift/carry 50+ pounds. :biggrin: Took the US Post Office exam once, too ... didn't quite make it score-wise (it's pretty tough to get that score over all the applicants...) and never tried again.

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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I want to share with you a guys a bizarre and funny dream I had last night. Remember that dreams are just your subconscious mind trying to  rationalize the various thoughts you are having. So a dream doesn't have to make any sense or mean anything as you'll see in this case :)

 

As I mentioned I go to Vegas every year for a Technical symposium. In this dream I was in Vegas but I was staying with Hurlshot and he was showing me around Vegas with his wife. But he looked like he did in his  Avatar picture, not in real life. We were also life long friends. He took me to all these clubs and in this one club I met a school friend who I haven't seen for a while, a guy called Mike. Anyway Mike started talking to me about "what I was doing in Vegas"  and then he came back to Hurlshots house and we all had a barbeque. I woke up and the first thing I thought was " surly Hurlshot doesn't know Mike". I then realized that I also have never met Hurlshot :grin: and the whole thing was just dream. But it felt so real :w00t:

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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*waits patiently for Hurlshot to bring undisputable proof that he does in fact know Mike*

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Unobtrusively informing you about my new ebook (which you should feel free to read and shower with praise).

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[Curtains open: Enter Hurlshot stage right]

Hurlshot: Alas, Mike! I know him well, Bruce: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath thumped me over the head a thousand times with a hockey stick

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Unobtrusively informing you about my new ebook (which you should feel free to read and shower with praise).

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[Curtains open: Enter Hurlshot stage right]

Hurlshot: Alas, Mike! I know him well, Bruce: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath thumped me over the head a thousand times with a hockey stick

 

You missed your calling my friend, you should be a comedian :grin:

And you have a way with words that I can only admire :)

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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That's from Shakespear's Hamlet, with you as the part of Horatio if I'm not mistaken.

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Fortune favors the bald.

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Just finished building my new rig. I feel like celebrating so I'm going to go drink more than one person should in a week while I install some divers and ****.

 

Watching game 7 of the NBA finals while drinking heavily and craving a greasy, cheesy burger

 

I get way too involved in these things

I would get involved, but teams from Houston generally lose.

 

 

Heh. I wasn't rooting for the Spurs to win as much as I just wanted Heat fans to lose. Those people are the worst  :p

Free games updated 3/4/21

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Started today, did my run. Came out with my saturday being 13 hours of driving a minibus.

 

Including a run from a wedding to the hotel.

 

Let us know if you have to take any hot celebrities or porn stars around. We want details Calax, details  :dancing:

 

:lol:  Taxi confessions with Calax! Someone call HBO!

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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Started today, did my run. Came out with my saturday being 13 hours of driving a minibus.

 

Including a run from a wedding to the hotel.

 

Let us know if you have to take any hot celebrities or porn stars around. We want details Calax, details  :dancing:

 

:lol:  Taxi confessions with Calax! Someone call HBO!

 

 

Do you remember the first one of those? What was the title? I've been trying to find it ever since. Had some great stories.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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That's from Shakespear's Hamlet, with you as the part of Horatio if I'm not mistaken.

 

As a citizen of the state in which something is rotten, I was certain you would know :)

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Unobtrusively informing you about my new ebook (which you should feel free to read and shower with praise).

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Preparing myself for a 24 hour stint of watching the biggest racing event of the world live  - the 24 hours of Le Mans, France. I hope Toyota beats Audi this time.

Damn, I need more beer and potato chips!   :banana:  

 

Edited by Woldan
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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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You're such a stereotype Woldan haha..

 

Looking forward to an epic party tonight - I have an x girlfriend there, a fling and a flirt.. It's gonna get ackward.. fast!

Can't wait. :grin:

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Fortune favors the bald.

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You're such a stereotype Woldan haha..

 

Looking forward to an epic party tonight - I have an x girlfriend there, a fling and a flirt.. It's gonna get ackward.. fast!

Can't wait. :grin:

 

See, when this happens to me I just end up being very very polite for about 4 hours and going home more or less sober, but untarnished. Ros will probably end up being flung around in some kind of tripartite feminine salad spinner. Like a sexy lettuce.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I'm having a braai (barbeque) today at my house. Despite the fact its winter the sun is out and the weather is very pleasant. I have pork chops, boerewors( like a sausage), homemade potato salad and cheese and chilli garlic bread. Some friends are coming over, we'll have some drinks and smoke some weed  so it should be a good Saturday :dancing:

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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Been doing meditation today. I haven't done this in at least a decade. It's freaking awesome.

 

Just solved three big problems. Bit scared I might generate solutions to all my problems, because then _who the hell am I_?

 

This is also why I don't do drugs.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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A braai.. Is that Afrikaan?

 

Sounds nice.

 

Yes its Afrikaans :)

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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There are many distinguishing features which separate a braai from a (British) barbecue. For starters the food is actually cooked. Secondly the men know how to make the fire properly. Thirdly, grilled or not, the food is home cooked and delicious.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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