Rosbjerg Posted April 12, 2013 Posted April 12, 2013 Old Thread Here. From the comic, Scandinavia and The World.. 1 Fortune favors the bald.
Katphood Posted April 14, 2013 Posted April 14, 2013 5 There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.
HoonDing Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2SHuGha_bTo The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
JadedWolf Posted April 15, 2013 Posted April 15, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2SHuGha_bTo What an idiot. He got what was coming to him afterwards, looks like. Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.
Oner Posted April 16, 2013 Posted April 16, 2013 1 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
babaganoosh13 Posted April 17, 2013 Posted April 17, 2013 The deer population was really up last year just before deer season. Usually, I MIGHT come across a deer or two a year on the road. Last year, it was 5 in the two weeks before it started. I was never happier for it, and I don't hunt. A guy who sped by me as I was about to pull out of my driveway on my way to work one day ended up hitting a deer a few miles down the road. When i told my friend at the video store, the lady he worked with told be she actually had a deer run up from behind her, just to get mauled by her car, getting the car wrecked in the process. When she told her sister this, she sent her this: 1 You see, ever since the whole Doritos Locos Tacos thing, Taco Bell thinks they can do whatever they want.
Raithe Posted April 17, 2013 Posted April 17, 2013 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted April 17, 2013 Posted April 17, 2013 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Morgoth Posted April 17, 2013 Posted April 17, 2013 Meanwhile in China... Rain makes everything better.
alanschu Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 This is actually quite old, but it made its rounds at the office and there was some guffawing 1
rjshae Posted April 20, 2013 Posted April 20, 2013 This emotive scene of Hayden Panettierre cracked me up: "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
rjshae Posted April 20, 2013 Posted April 20, 2013 Reminds me of taking cooking class. Ah, the memories... "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Raithe Posted April 20, 2013 Posted April 20, 2013 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted April 20, 2013 Posted April 20, 2013 Since we don't get enough cat jokes on these forums... "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Tsuga C Posted April 20, 2013 Posted April 20, 2013 A card received yesterday from the parents with my commentary in italics: A Son's Ten Commandments 1. Thou shalt always wear clean underwear, in case thou art in an accident. compliant 2. Thou shalt not telleth secret tales of thy youth, for verily thy parents are better off in denial. guilty 3. Thou shalt not destroy naked baby pictures of thyself. guilty 4. Thou shalt remember thy parents' birthdays. compliant 5. Thou shalt not make the "cuckoo" sign nor holdeth the phone away from thine ear and thinketh "blah, blah, blah" while thou doth converse with thy parent. guilty 6. Thou shalt not sell thy gift sweates in sales of rummage, nor use them as oil rags in thy garage. guilty 7. Thou shalt write or call home or drop by so thou mayest keep parents in the loop. compliant 8. Thou shalt not mocketh thy relatives, calling them neither "deadbeats" nor "pinheads". guilty 9. Thou shalt not avoid family reunions by offering such false excuses as "fishing" or "washing thy car". guilty 10. On thy birthday, thou shalt celebrate thyself mightily, for verily thou art a good guy who deserveth a day off from, yea, these many commandments! guilty, as I rarely celebrate my birthday http://cbrrescue.org/ Go afield with a good attitude, with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forests and fields in which you walk. Immerse yourself in the outdoors experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person.----Fred Bear http://michigansaf.org/
LadyCrimson Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 1 “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
Woldan Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 1 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet.
Walsingham Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 "Bristol mayor George Ferguson has had a cup of cold coffee poured over his head at the Bristol Anarchist Bookfair... He said he had had heated conversations with some people, and was pushed to the ground when he offered to shake the hand of the man who poured the coffee... ... Mr Ferguson, who stood as an Independent in November's mayoral election, said he was slightly bruised as a result of the attack but basically unhurt. He added that it was "surprising" it had taken five months for somebody to pour something over him." Thought that was amusing. LINK "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Woldan Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 Definitely one of the top-ten funniest serial killers. I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet.
Malcador Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 (edited) Edited April 22, 2013 by Malcador Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Malcador Posted April 22, 2013 Posted April 22, 2013 Well...I guess it's...grimdark. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Rosbjerg Posted April 22, 2013 Author Posted April 22, 2013 Haha, looks like a hilarious game. Kinda reminds me of this gem. 1 Fortune favors the bald.
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