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The funny things thread

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    This is almost on par with our profanity filter. I wonder what they'd do when faced with a program about ****pit voice recorders?

    (Probably red x's?)

    You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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    It must also suck to be named ****.

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    This is almost on par with our profanity filter. I wonder what they'd do when faced with a program about ****pit voice recorders?

    (Probably red x's?)

     

    The best bit is that the filter removes arse to leave anal, instead.

    "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
    I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
    I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
    Heja Sverige!!
    Everyone should cuffawkle more.
    The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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    Salt made from human tears - how decadent is that.. hah

    Fortune favors the bald.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Salt made from human tears - how decadent is that.. hah

    I visited the site website that page mentioned. I'd love to have a jar of the salt and a jar of the "Banshee Balls" on my mantle. My mother would have a fit. :lol:

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    Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

    Cute comic about a dog: http://theoatmeal.co...ics/dog_paradox

    Oh my god, I nearly peed laughing.

    Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Why I like to get my phone, browser and search engine from different companies. :p

     

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    You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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    Sorry, not everyone is into S&M.

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    Sorry, not everyone is into S&M.

     

    Hm, interesting. I took it as a generally light hearted thing. I didn't see anything s&m related to it... I guess eye of the beholder and all that.

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    Sorry, not everyone is into S&M.

     

    Hm, interesting. I took it as a generally light hearted thing. I didn't see anything s&m related to it... I guess eye of the beholder and all that.

    Looks like someone's never had a girl go weak in the knees, so to speak. Read it the same way you did, in other words.

    You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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    Sorry, not everyone is into S&M.

     

    Hahahahaha. If that makes you think it's related to S&M then someone really hasn't earned that sandwich.

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    My first thought about the sandwich actually was this:

     

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.  

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

    A long, long time ago, but I can still remember,
    How the Trolling used to make me smile.
    And I knew if I had my chance, I could egg on a few Trolls to "dance",
    And maybe we'd be happy for a while.
    But then Krackhead left and so did Klown;
    Volo and Turnip were banned, Mystake got run out o' town.
    Bad news on the Front Page,
    BIOweenia said goodbye in a heated rage.
    I can't remember if I cried
    When I heard that TORN was recently fried,
    But sadness touched me deep inside,
    The day...Black Isle died.

    For tarna, Visc, an' the rest o' the ol' Islanders that fell along the way

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