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Give him an Oscar.

 

I'dth like to thankthkh the academyth....

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Is anyone canny enough to shift his voice down an octave? I think it would be interesting to see if one takes him more seriously.

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You know how a basic survival skill online is never EVER saying "How bad can it be?" This is 100x true for following any image search to 4chan. ESPECIALLY if it is intriguingly impossible to imagine any way in which your search term could produce an image of genitals.

 

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The Daily Telegraph lists psychology courses as promoting human understanding. But I think the chap in their picture might have other things on his mind.

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Meh, psychology isn't just the same since they can't torture babies for the sake of science.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Also a good way to troll his supporters too, heh.

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Why in the name of sweaty crevices would ANYONE want to eat deep fried butter?

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A lot of things are better deep fried. I can recommend deep fried Camembert :bat:

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Why in the name of sweaty crevices would ANYONE want to eat deep fried butter?

 

How about deep frying a

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I was almost with her until she added the powdered sugar. That's not a recipe. That's what would happen if the brazzers network made food.

 

EDIT: linked on same page -

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It reminds me of Michelangelo from Teenage mutant ninja turtles and his pizzas with chocolate topping.

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That might work, if the pizza base was thin enough. Maybe a thin layer of meringue, and plenty of sharp fruit and thick cream or mascarpone.

 

EDIT: oh! Break up the meringue into chunks and cook it over on the pizza. Use very thin strands of mozzarella to hold it in place, then douse in double cream. Be like an Eton mess pizza.

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There must be flour in there. Butter doesn't fry.

 

Yep it's dipped in a honey, cinnamon and flour paste and then deep fried.

 

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That might work, if the pizza base was thin enough. Maybe a thin layer of meringue, and plenty of sharp fruit and thick cream or mascarpone.

 

EDIT: oh! Break up the meringue into chunks and cook it over on the pizza. Use very thin strands of mozzarella to hold it in place, then douse in double cream. Be like an Eton mess pizza.

 

 

It's this sort thing that makes me wary of any cooking by an anglophone.

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