Niten_Ryu Posted March 3, 2011 Posted March 3, 2011 (edited) I watch 'em for reviews. Much more honest then most reviewers. I've bought a lot of garbage from Steam holiday sales and if I only would have listened Yahtzee... I would have saved several pennies and a lot of time Edited March 3, 2011 by Niten_Ryu Let's play Alpha Protocol My misadventures on youtube.
Azdeus Posted March 3, 2011 Posted March 3, 2011 Well he does'nt really review games as such, he criticizes them and makes som good points, while often being funny about it. Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken
Oner Posted March 23, 2011 Posted March 23, 2011 Kirby's epic yarn ..Yarn is one of the stupidest english words EVER. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Jaesun Posted March 30, 2011 Posted March 30, 2011 Dragon Age II Some of my Youtube Classic Roland MT-32 Video Game Music videos | My Music | My Photography
Walsingham Posted March 30, 2011 Posted March 30, 2011 Kirby's epic yarn ..Yarn is one of the stupidest english words EVER. Ah but it's a pun, you see? YOU SEE? DO YOU SEE? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Oner Posted March 30, 2011 Posted March 30, 2011 I see! I SEE! I SEEEEE IIIT!! Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Oner Posted April 6, 2011 Posted April 6, 2011 Pok Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Oner Posted April 20, 2011 Posted April 20, 2011 Crysis 2 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Orogun01 Posted April 20, 2011 Posted April 20, 2011 Crysis 2 amazing how he didn't poked fun at the fact that the environments where as closed as a Mother superior's legs I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
Oner Posted April 20, 2011 Posted April 20, 2011 On the other hand he didn't praise the aversion of Real is brown. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Purkake Posted May 12, 2011 Posted May 12, 2011 Castlevania: Symphony of the Night There were some others about Portal and whatnot, but they're not really all that cool.
Purkake Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 LA Noire Now with digs at Alpha Protocol for the 4 people who actually played it
Sannom Posted June 1, 2011 Posted June 1, 2011 LA Noire I wonder if the 'e' at the end of Noire is because the guy who titled it has french as a first language and forgot that a city ain't gendered in english?
sorophx Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 Witcher 2 just as I suspected. thank you, Yahtzee, for saving me Walsingham said: I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.
HoonDing Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 AngryJoe's review was better. The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
Malcador Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 Can't watch it here, but I assume he hates it for the same reasons as the first one ? Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Purkake Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 AngryJoe's review was better. Too bad he's unbearable then.
Oner Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 Can't watch it here, but I assume he hates it for the same reasons as the first one ? Heh, you guessed it. AngryJoe is horrible. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Tale Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 Can't watch it here, but I assume he hates it for the same reasons as the first one ? Didn't he hate the first one because he thought the manual was too thick and decided to go skiing instead? How thick is The Witcher 2 manual? "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
Malcador Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 Didn't he hate the first one because he thought the manual was too thick and decided to go skiing instead? How thick is The Witcher 2 manual? And it was like a SP MMORPG, because you do quests to kill X amount of Y mob, I think. Ah well, all that's needed is to RTFM and HTFU Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
HoonDing Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 Jim Sterling's trolling was actually better. The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
Calax Posted June 8, 2011 Posted June 8, 2011 Can't watch it here, but I assume he hates it for the same reasons as the first one ? Heh, you guessed it. AngryJoe is horrible. I find him tolerable... OUT of the context of a review. And he doesn't hate it for the same reason. He hates this one for clunky controls, the very minimalistic tutorial, the over-abundance of large combats (when the system isn't designed for group fights), and the overly complex inventory and menu systems. The other one he hated for the fact it was (as mentioned above) effectively an MMO that required you to research things to get their skulls (counter-intuitively). He didn't so much as mind that you had a complex control scheme but the fact that in order to finish the first act you had to wade through numerous quests of "Kill X for Object Y" was what really made him drop it before it entered Vizima (and I'm sorry, but Vizima was where the game got interesting, act 1 was just crap) Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
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