Walsingham Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 I just like the notion of 'smuggling' an aircraft carrier disguised as a novelty casino. Pretty good deal, only 20 million. And good for teh Ukraine who don't have to pay to scrap it. From the sound of it it's got no electronics or weapons systems put in it. Just the hull and engines sort of. Quite so. But given the way ships are usually kept alive by grafting in new electronics and weapons that seems rather cosmetic. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 I just like the notion of 'smuggling' an aircraft carrier disguised as a novelty casino. Pretty good deal, only 20 million. And good for teh Ukraine who don't have to pay to scrap it. Am I the only one who thinks making it a casino is a really cool idea? "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted March 4, 2011 Author Share Posted March 4, 2011 The "Ikean" method.. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 I just like the notion of 'smuggling' an aircraft carrier disguised as a novelty casino. Pretty good deal, only 20 million. And good for teh Ukraine who don't have to pay to scrap it. Am I the only one who thinks making it a casino is a really cool idea? Not as cool as a casino on a submarine. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 A nuclear submarine ICBM platform designed to be capable of extended submersion is enormous, I'd pay to go on a cruise on one. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 A nuclear submarine ICBM platform designed to be capable of extended submersion is enormous, I'd pay to go on a cruise on one. How would you know you'd BEEN on a cruise? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Pretty much the opening paragraph to a book I was reading... Something about it just kept me amused... "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihilus5078 Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 In Mother Russia, image looks at you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I want teh kotor 3 Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 The "Ikean" method..snip I like this one better... In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum. R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Architect Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 (edited) Alf Stewart at the Logies. Edited March 13, 2011 by The Architect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Wot? Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Slinky Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted March 17, 2011 Author Share Posted March 17, 2011 well, when you put it that way... Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azdeus Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 HAHAHA! That's brilliant! :D Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreasyDogMeat Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Some Jokes: What do you call a Muslim with a slice of ham on his head? Hamed. What do you call a Muslim with two slices of ham on his head? Mohammed. What do Muslim construction workers shout at Muslim women passing by? SHOW US YOUR FACE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Pretty weak, Greaso. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 There are some great truths out there.. "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreasyDogMeat Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 (edited) Pretty weak, Greaso. Bah, the Mohammed one gave me a good chuckle. Here is another: A Jewish man is riding on the subway reading an Arabic newspaper. A friend of his saw and asked him why he was reading an Arabic paper. 'I used to read Jewish newspapers. I read how Jews are being persecuted worldwide, Israel being attacked, Jews living in poverty. I switched to the Arabic paper and read that Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are filthy rich and powerful and that they control the world.' 'The Arabic news is so much better!' Edited March 18, 2011 by GreasyDogMeat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hildegard Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 US and the West launching air strikes because they are concerned about the welfare of the Libyan people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Two scientists walk in to a bar. The first scientist says to the bartender, "I'll have H2O". The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too". They get their drinks and drink them. The second scientist dies. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 http://www.goblinscomic.com/a-short-story/ Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 http://www.cracked.com/article_19118_the-g...-5Bcomic5D.html Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte Carlo Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 http://www.cracked.com/article_19118_the-g...-5Bcomic5D.html Multiplayer = awful was spot on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 http://www.cracked.com/article_19118_the-g...-5Bcomic5D.html Multiplayer = awful was spot on. I liked the "game world" one in particular. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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