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I'm disappointed that Belgian women aren't mentioned. They are hotties.

 

Not really. It's quite the contrary if you ask me (and I have lived in Belgium for a couple of years). Actually, there's absolutely nothing to like in this country: the weather is horrible, the architecture is "cold", Wallonia is dirty, lots of criminality, excessive bureaucracy, ineffective administration and I could go on like that forever...

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Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. :p
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I'de bet 50 quid that out of a random sample of 100 britishers that 90 couldn't locate Washington DC on a map in under three seconds.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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I'm disappointed that Belgian women aren't mentioned. They are hotties.

 

Not really. It's quite the contrary if you ask me (and I have lived in Belgium for a couple of years). Actually, there's absolutely nothing to like in this country: the weather is horrible, the architecture is "cold", Wallonia is dirty, lots of criminality, excessive bureaucracy, ineffective administration and I could go on like that forever...

 

Way to spoil my dreams.

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Dream about Thailand, Krez. The women there are beautiful, and the food is amazing.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Those were the only ones that i could find at the moment.

"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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I'm disappointed that Belgian women aren't mentioned. They are hotties.

Dutch women are hotties. The only good thing about Belgium is comics.

 

 

 

Van Hamme sucks, though.

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I'm not familiar with Thorgal, but I always thought XIII and Largo Winch were pretty awful.

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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That woman isn't hot. She's an alien.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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:thumbsup:

 

But lets not forget our friendly neighbours across the pond:

 

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"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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"Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc

"I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me

 

Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. :p
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Or preparing for a zombie invasion...

"Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc

"I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me

 

Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. :p
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Or preparing for a zombie invasion...

 

I think humanity is well prepared for the undead. :lol:

 

Is it? They could come anytime...

 

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"Ooo, squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!" -Minsc

"I am a well-known racist in the Realms! Elves? Dwarves? Ha! Kill'em all! Humans rule! -Me

 

Volourn will never grow up, he's like the Black Peter Pan, here to tell you that it might be great to always be a child, but everybody around is gonna hate it. :p
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