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Creepy-Crawly Cargo Halts 'Spider Ship'

 

Authorities in the US territory of Guam have turned away a ship after thousands of spiders overflowed from its cargo. Skip related content

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Hundreds of large spiders and thousands of smaller ones scurried into the open when dock hands began offloading insulation materials from the ship, the MV Altavia.

 

The cargo was returned to the ship, and the Guam Department of Agriculture turned the vessel away. It was last in a South Korean port.

 

"When you get this many from this many various sizes, it's definitely an infestation," said the department's director Joseph Torres.

 

Officials said the spider was a type not normally found on Guam and there was concern they could damage the island's environment.

 

"We don't want it here," said Mr Torres.

 

However, the types of spider were not identified.

 

The ship was carrying housing units and accessories to make a village for up to 18,000 temporary workers.

 

Guam customs officers had cleared the Altavia to unload its cargo but the containers were ordered back on the ship.

 

That has to be one of the worst trips ever.

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Haha, that's awful cute/creative.

...they forgot to use a couple of peas for Florida.

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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SPAM MAIL!

 

Assistant Director in Charge

Joseph Persichini, Jr

 

 

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION.

 

ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITORY CRIMES DIVISION

FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION

J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING

935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001.

 

 

Attention

 

 

 

This is not a child play, we are ready to take you to any length if you

failed to proof the legitimate of the fund you are about to receive. As a

Federal Commission we are here to protect your interest and the interest of

all the United State citizens as well as this great Nation. You have been

investigated as the beneficiary of the said funds that is why you are in touch

with the FBI for a solid proof before the funds will be release to you.

 

The said funds is now in U.S Bank in your name which has been placed on hold

under the custody of the FBI for further verification and proof before

releasing the fund to you.

 

You do not have this document in your files, if you did the fund would not

have been hold. We did not believe this at first, but when we saw the transfer

we had no option than to contact you.

 

We have gone through your Identification record and also the informations

received from you, we have verified a lot of things about you. It has come to

the attention of our Money Trafficking investigation department, that you have

some funds valued at $2.5M to your name, The said payment is awaiting

adjudication and crediting to you, this funds are from Inheritance 'willed '

from Africa precisely.

 

With full concern of The F.B.I and the Internal Revenue Service (IRS) wish to

remind you of the consequences of remitting such huge sums of money without

complying fully with the provisions of the Financial and Allied Matters Decree

5 as amended in sub-section C (6) of 2003, which stipulates that any monitory

transaction been done in the United States Of America, must have proper

records, which duly guarantees and covers the transaction as legitimate and

legally acquired and not criminally or terrorist associated funds. This is due

to ongoing terrorist activities/economic crimes on and against the United

States of America citizens.

 

Note that with the information's we have here, the fund in your name here was

release from Africa. To this regard you are to contact the NUGAS CHAMBERS

that issued the approval of the fund certificate so that they will issue you

the required document because they are the only people that can issue you the

document. Nobody else have the right or privilege to issue you this document

unless the NUGAS CHAMBERS of Republic Of Benin.

 

You are under an observational /Investigation in connection with money

laundering. If your funds comes from a legitimate and legal source, the proper

guidelines for you to recover the right of transaction is for you to provide

the official monitory transaction release document so that your funds will be

legally processed and recorded and accounted for and then finally released to

you.

 

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION (ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONEY LAUNDERING

DEPARTMENT) IS HERE to wipe out terrorism, and will stop at no length in doing

our duty for the American people.

 

You do not have any rights to receive these funds if the documented legal wire

information is not complete.

 

For your own good and benefit, you are advice not to send your money to

anybody accept the below person that will get the document for you. It have

come to our notice that you have been dealing with scammers regarding the

present transaction in your name, with the power imposed on us as a high

Federal Commission, you are hereby warned and instructed to terminate your

involvement with any people or individual contacting you regarding this

present transaction.The said funds is now in our custody in your name as the

beneficiary, your dealings should be channel to this office alone, if we find

out you are still communicating with Imposters you will be charge for advance

fraud communication by the Federal Law.

 

The very heart of FBI operations lies in our investigations--which serve, as

our mission states, 'to protect and defend the United States against terrorist

and foreign intelligence threats and to enforce the criminal laws of the

United States.' So follow our instructions properly to avoid any action before

you.

 

We currently have jurisdiction over violations of more than 200 categories of

federal law. So you can see that we can track you down through Investigative

programs. We have your address and the evidence and status of your wired

funds, so we can arrest you anytime anywhere.

 

You don't have the required document on your possession, these document are

only to be issue to you from Benin Republic, to this regards you are advice to

contact the NUGAS CHAMBERS to obtain the document from them to enable the

immediate release of the funds in your name.

 

We have done our verification on your FBI Identification Record with our

Social Security Number, the only document left is the required Diplomatic

Immunity Seal Of Transfer(DIST) Which should be issue to you from NUGAS

CHAMBERS, you are to contact the NUGAS LEGAL LAW FIRM Benin Republic to obtain

the above required document, find below their contact information's:

 

Contact Person: Rev. Dr William Christ.

Email: udemgodwin@tk.tc

 

 

Furthermore, be advice that according to the United State Law together with

the FBI rules and regulations, you are to obtain the document from NUGAS LEGAL

LAW FIRM where the fund was transfer from. Also Note that you are to take care

of the Document to be issued to you right away, because due to the content of

the document and how important and secured the document is, You are to take

care of the document by sending to the NUGAS LEGAL LAW FIRM the sum of $250

Dollars only for the issuing of the document right away and your $2.5 million

will be release to you That is the only way the NUGAS LEGAL LAW FIRM will

issue you the document, because they are going to issue you the Authentic and

Original copy of the document for the releasment of your fund.

 

You are here by advice to Contact them through the email address above to

acquire from them on how you are going to send the fee to them. Note that you

are to do this immediately if you really want your fund to be credited to your

personal account and also if you don't want any action to be fall before you.

We have already informed the NUGAS CHAMBERS about the present situation, so go

ahead and contact them immediately. Your fund is now on our custody and will

not be release to you unless the required document is confirmed, After that

the fund will be release to you immediately without any delay.

NOTE: We have asked for the above documents to make available the most

complete and up-to date records possible for no criminal justice purposes.

 

WARNING: failure to produce the above requirement in the next days, legal

action will be taken immediately by arresting and detaining you, justificated

and if found guilty, you will be jailed...... As terrorism, drug trafficking

and money laundering is a serious problem in our community today. The F.B.I

will not stop at any length in tracking down and prosecuting any criminal who

indulge in this criminal act. FORWARD THE DOCUMENT TO US VIA EMAIL ATTACHMENT

AS SOON AS YOU OBTAIN IT. NOTE, FURTHER COMMUNICATION SHOULD BE DIRECTED TO

OUR OFFICIAL EMAIL ADDRESS: udemgodwin@tk.tc

MY WORD IS MY BOND.

 

Faithfully Yours,

 

FBI Director

Robert S. Mueller, III

 

Silly scammers, the fbi doesn't use @tk.tc emails, and they probably have correct English (justificated... releasement? really?)

 

Edit:

 

And what delicious irony when I looked further back in my spam folder!

 

Greetings to you,

 

On behalf of the Obama's Foundation, we wish to notify you as a beneficiary of

$1,000,000,00 USD in compensation of scam victims.Do contact HSBC INTERNATIONAL BANK,

United Kingdom Branch for verification and release of your $1,000,000,00 USD that we

have deposited with the HSBC BANK,UK.

 

 

The account log on will be presented to you by the bank in order to accessthe funds

before releasing into your nominated bank account. You will transfer the funds into

your

nominated account on-line as the HSBC BANK,UK will provide the necessary information to

you. We have taken care of the cost of transfer (C.O.T) and the VAT.Please if you are

willing to accept the funds, do contact the Managing Director of the HSBC BANK,UK with

the following details: You are to fill the appropriate form and submit to the bank.

 

 

Managing Director of the HSBC BANK,UK

Name: Mrs. Roseline Wood

Private Email:mrsroselinewoods@luckymail.com

 

 

Yours Faithfully,

Dr.Caravan Marvis

Co-ordinator.

OBAMA'S FOUNDATION

Edited by Calax

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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Republic of Benin? :lol:

 

So, Nigeria is not good enough for 419 scams anymore.

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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Mel Gibson phone call rant to Old Spice guy [animated] (language NSFW)

 

...guy took audio from Mel's alleged call and the Old Spice dude's recent many YT video responses campaign and strung them together.

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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Hehe... field promotions :p

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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Republic of Benin? :lol:

 

So, Nigeria is not good enough for 419 scams anymore.

 

FFS! It's a Spanish Suitcase scam. When will people stop giving Nigeria totally undue credit? :bat:

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Republic of Benin? :bat:

 

So, Nigeria is not good enough for 419 scams anymore.

 

FFS! It's a Spanish Suitcase scam. When will people stop giving Nigeria totally undue credit? :bat:

:lol:

 

I know The Spanish Prisoner scam, never heard of the Spanish Suitcase scam :huh:

 

Anyway, the Nigerians made it popular :)

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
 

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