Kaftan Barlast Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 Its like how I actually picture mkreku as a man with a giant red beard and blue cap. srsly guys. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 I want to be Kor Qel Droma, because he lives in Canada and they worship ice hockey up there. Aww, sorry. I really just don't want to be in the video game industry, otherwise I'd choose you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 17, 2009 Author Share Posted November 17, 2009 You have to have mkreku. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cycloneman Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 No, you can get a result other than LoF. Here's what I got: Krezack I guess you aren't me... so you must be Krezack. Unfortunately for you, Krezack is my alt. Which in turn means you are my alt. I am nodding sagely. This is me, in real life, right now: I don't post if I don't have anything to say, which I guess makes me better than the rest of your so-called "community." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 I'm a LoF. OH SHI- Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/b9xtptx/Kaftan...nality-detector It's not a forum personality quiz though! DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord of flies Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/b9xtptx/Kaftan...nality-detector It's not a forum personality quiz though! I'm smug as a bug in a rug. You have been identified as a regular non-troll user. Congratulations. Here, have this cake. Do not be afraid to eat all of it. We feel sympathy on behalf of your status as a non-troll. A regular user is a user who is sincere in his opinions and does not merely pretend to argue for the sake of causing comedy further down the line. There is nothing wrong with being a regular user, because if there were no regular users there would be no trolls. Thankyou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I want teh kotor 3 Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 How in the crap am I, anti-Communist and all, LoF's alt? WTF? This quiz fails. In fact, it fails hard. Like Communism and MMOs. In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum. R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly_Nightshade Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 You have been identified as a regular non-troll user. Congratulations. Here, have this cake. Do not be afraid to eat all of it. We feel sympathy on behalf of your status as a non-troll. A regular user is a user who is sincere in his opinions and does not merely pretend to argue for the sake of causing comedy further down the line. There is nothing wrong with being a regular user, because if there were no regular users there would be no trolls. Thankyou. "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hell Kitty Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 I wanna be just like alanschu, I wanna be just the same, I wanna know all his moves, and play all his games. Apparently I'm Lord of Flies' alt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 (edited) I want to be Volourn. Whetever goes on in his head must be fascinating. EDIT: The twist here is that the entire forum is run by exactly two people, alternating between alts 24/7. I'm actually Purkake, Taks, Kaftan, Lord of Flies and half the dev team. Edited November 18, 2009 by WILL THE ALMIGHTY "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 There are 12 alts in total, 8 are known... BUT WHO ARE THE FINAL FIVE?!?! It could be me, you, that guy over there! We wouldnt know if we were alts until its too late *freaks out* DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 18, 2009 Author Share Posted November 18, 2009 Ba ba ba bumb bum barrraram. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 EDIT: The twist here is that the entire forum is run by exactly two people, alternating between alts 24/7. I'm actually Purkake, Taks, Kaftan, Lord of Flies and half the dev team. Hmm.. you would be suprised.. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 (edited) Rosbjerg is actually Mathew Rorie. Edited November 18, 2009 by WILL THE ALMIGHTY "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aristes Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 I'd probably choose Gromnir. He's a cussedly mean and onery forumite, but no one here makes me laugh so hard. Plus, Gromnir doesn't feel guilty after baits the other members. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenitay Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 There are 12 alts in total, 8 are known... BUT WHO ARE THE FINAL FIVE?!?! Wait a second. This doesn't add up. Is there a super secret extra alt? Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 There are 12 alts in total, 8 are known... BUT WHO ARE THE FINAL FIVE?!?! Wait a second. This doesn't add up. Is there a super secret extra alt? He is... on to us. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aristes Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 I have it on the best authority that there are alts here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alanschu Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Which alt do you think I am? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aristes Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 taks, of course. hehe You and taks seem to go at it a lot, at least. I wish I had an alt, but I'm just boring ol' Aristes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Alanschu is Canadian and a Bioware fanboy. Probably Volourns alt “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aristes Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I'm Gorth's alt account. He doesn't always feel like being a nice guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 Which alt do you think I am? ... The alt of the former mod authority? Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I'm Gorth's alt account. He doesn't always feel like being a nice guy. But... but... then who am *I* ?!? Hi, I am "Gorth" “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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