Humodour Posted August 24, 2009 Posted August 24, 2009 I've had my GF for quite some time now (practically lives with me). Small, black, petite thing - always been good to me. I go away for the weekend, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen to my GF and he acts clueless. So fast forward a few weeks later, I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my kitchen I catch my dad red handed with his meat in my GF. I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of my GF and get the **** out. Needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb. Now it's been about a week since the incident and that I've been without my GF, and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason my GF is gone. Please, answer this for me: Should I smash the **** out of him? or... Pack my stuff and be on my way. Here's a picture of my GF... http://i31.tinypic.com/i6k2mc.jpg Thanks.
Gorgon Posted August 24, 2009 Posted August 24, 2009 Nice effort, but I think we all saw that coming from miles and miles. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
Syraxis Posted August 24, 2009 Posted August 24, 2009 Should I smash the **** out of him? or... Pack my stuff and be on my way. I hear she's single. Be warned, I hear she's known to get nasty after doing the uh, erm... job. But you have got to admit, she has a body built for the "kitchen".
kirottu Posted August 24, 2009 Posted August 24, 2009 Hmm, I didn This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Hurlshort Posted August 24, 2009 Posted August 24, 2009 That was 2 parts funny and 1 part lewd. Interesting.
GreasyDogMeat Posted August 24, 2009 Posted August 24, 2009 I hope you only put prime meat in your GF, and not just any old meat off the street.
Slowtrain Posted August 24, 2009 Posted August 24, 2009 Like I would even click that link... Most stuff on the internet I don't even wanna know exists Notice how I can belittle your beliefs without calling you names. It's a useful skill to have particularly where you aren't allowed to call people names. It's a mistake to get too drawn in/worked up. I mean it's not life or death, it's just two guys posting their thoughts on a message board. If it were personal or face to face all the usual restraints would be in place, and we would never have reached this place in the first place. Try to remember that.
Oerwinde Posted August 24, 2009 Posted August 24, 2009 **** or GTFO... Post pooper... Copypasta... etc. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
Humodour Posted August 24, 2009 Author Posted August 24, 2009 Like I would even click that link... Most stuff on the internet I don't even wanna know exists What? It's my GF. Mate, it's not like I'm going to post a disgusting pic and pretend it's my GF.
Slowtrain Posted August 24, 2009 Posted August 24, 2009 Like I would even click that link... Most stuff on the internet I don't even wanna know exists What? It's my GF. Mate, it's not like I'm going to post a disgusting pic and pretend it's my GF. It doesn't metter, Krezzie. I've had bad experience with posted links on message boards. My trsus and faith are broken things. Once something is learned; it can never be unlearned. Notice how I can belittle your beliefs without calling you names. It's a useful skill to have particularly where you aren't allowed to call people names. It's a mistake to get too drawn in/worked up. I mean it's not life or death, it's just two guys posting their thoughts on a message board. If it were personal or face to face all the usual restraints would be in place, and we would never have reached this place in the first place. Try to remember that.
Llyranor Posted August 24, 2009 Posted August 24, 2009 I didn't realize Nick was your dad. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
Gorgon Posted August 24, 2009 Posted August 24, 2009 I thought it would turn out to be a Geforce card and not some meat thingamajig though. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
Enoch Posted August 24, 2009 Posted August 24, 2009 I don't see what's so wrong with sharing in this situation. When Dad finishes up, just wipe the GF off, and get your stuff in there while she's still hot. Actually, I bet if you're careful about how you set it up, the GF can take your dad's meat and your zucchini at the same time (unless they are unusually large). [/ ]
Guard Dog Posted August 24, 2009 Posted August 24, 2009 This was worth a chuckle. "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Tigranes Posted August 24, 2009 Posted August 24, 2009 I would have fallen for it if alanschu posted it. Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress)
Aristes Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 You are an absolute doofus. Come to think of it, I was unlcear as to which one of you I meant. The answer is, yes. I'm talking to you.
alanschu Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 I would have fallen for it if alanschu posted it. What are you trying to say!?
Killian Kalthorne Posted August 25, 2009 Posted August 25, 2009 Is your dad Butcher Pete or something? "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
I want teh kotor 3 Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum. R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS
Trenitay Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 I almost had symathy for you, you ****. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.
Walsingham Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 I never fell for it, because, like there ain't NOBODY going near HIS girlfriend. Uh-uh. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Calax Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 I never fell for it, because, like there ain't NOBODY going near HIS girlfriend. Uh-uh. I thought about it for a second, and realized that usually if somebody is going steady for that long USUALLY they won't be sleeping around with their main squeezes parent. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
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