August 24, 200916 yr I've had my GF for quite some time now (practically lives with me). Small, black, petite thing - always been good to me. I go away for the weekend, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen to my GF and he acts clueless. So fast forward a few weeks later, I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my kitchen I catch my dad red handed with his meat in my GF. I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of my GF and get the **** out. Needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb. Now it's been about a week since the incident and that I've been without my GF, and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason my GF is gone. Please, answer this for me: Should I smash the **** out of him? or... Pack my stuff and be on my way. Here's a picture of my GF... http://i31.tinypic.com/i6k2mc.jpg Thanks.
August 24, 200916 yr Nice effort, but I think we all saw that coming from miles and miles. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
August 24, 200916 yr Should I smash the **** out of him? or... Pack my stuff and be on my way. I hear she's single. Be warned, I hear she's known to get nasty after doing the uh, erm... job. But you have got to admit, she has a body built for the "kitchen".
August 24, 200916 yr Hmm, I didn This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
August 24, 200916 yr I hope you only put prime meat in your GF, and not just any old meat off the street.
August 24, 200916 yr Like I would even click that link... Most stuff on the internet I don't even wanna know exists Notice how I can belittle your beliefs without calling you names. It's a useful skill to have particularly where you aren't allowed to call people names. It's a mistake to get too drawn in/worked up. I mean it's not life or death, it's just two guys posting their thoughts on a message board. If it were personal or face to face all the usual restraints would be in place, and we would never have reached this place in the first place. Try to remember that.
August 24, 200916 yr **** or GTFO... Post pooper... Copypasta... etc. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
August 24, 200916 yr Author Like I would even click that link... Most stuff on the internet I don't even wanna know exists What? It's my GF. Mate, it's not like I'm going to post a disgusting pic and pretend it's my GF.
August 24, 200916 yr Like I would even click that link... Most stuff on the internet I don't even wanna know exists What? It's my GF. Mate, it's not like I'm going to post a disgusting pic and pretend it's my GF. It doesn't metter, Krezzie. I've had bad experience with posted links on message boards. My trsus and faith are broken things. Once something is learned; it can never be unlearned. Notice how I can belittle your beliefs without calling you names. It's a useful skill to have particularly where you aren't allowed to call people names. It's a mistake to get too drawn in/worked up. I mean it's not life or death, it's just two guys posting their thoughts on a message board. If it were personal or face to face all the usual restraints would be in place, and we would never have reached this place in the first place. Try to remember that.
August 24, 200916 yr I thought it would turn out to be a Geforce card and not some meat thingamajig though. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
August 24, 200916 yr I don't see what's so wrong with sharing in this situation. When Dad finishes up, just wipe the GF off, and get your stuff in there while she's still hot. Actually, I bet if you're careful about how you set it up, the GF can take your dad's meat and your zucchini at the same time (unless they are unusually large). [/ ]
August 24, 200916 yr This was worth a chuckle. "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
August 24, 200916 yr I would have fallen for it if alanschu posted it. Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress)
August 25, 200916 yr You are an absolute doofus. Come to think of it, I was unlcear as to which one of you I meant. The answer is, yes. I'm talking to you.
August 25, 200916 yr Is your dad Butcher Pete or something? "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
August 26, 200916 yr In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum. R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS
August 26, 200916 yr I almost had symathy for you, you ****. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.
August 26, 200916 yr I never fell for it, because, like there ain't NOBODY going near HIS girlfriend. Uh-uh. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
August 26, 200916 yr I never fell for it, because, like there ain't NOBODY going near HIS girlfriend. Uh-uh. I thought about it for a second, and realized that usually if somebody is going steady for that long USUALLY they won't be sleeping around with their main squeezes parent. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
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