Humodour Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 How many percent chance of spontaneous death again. Well I'm not fat, so hopefully low.
Calax Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 I love three panel soul Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Kor Qel Droma Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 (edited) a picture from this weekend Edit: and yeah, my fiancee is quite hot. Edited July 14, 2009 by Kor Qel Droma Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
Deraldin Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 (edited) a picture from this weekend Edit: and yeah, my fiancee is quite hot. Hah! Love the look from the kid. Perfectly framed. Edited July 14, 2009 by Deraldin
Kor Qel Droma Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Yep, she looks just about anime-ish. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
Krookie Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Yep, she looks just about anime-ish. Is that her kid Kor?
Calax Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 (edited) penn and teller episode on everyones favorite pasttime (if the censors let it through.) Warning: If you actually start watching it, beware of language. Edited July 14, 2009 by Calax Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Kor Qel Droma Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Yep, she looks just about anime-ish. Is that her kid Kor? One of 'em, yep. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie.
Krookie Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Yep, she looks just about anime-ish. Is that her kid Kor? One of 'em, yep. Kor's gonna be a dad omg omg omg omg omg!
Hurlshort Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Yep, she looks just about anime-ish. Is that her kid Kor? One of 'em, yep. How many does she have?
Meshugger Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 penn and teller episode on everyones favorite pasttime (if the censors let it through.) Warning: If you actually start watching it, beware of language. I saw it last week. The whole thing was a pure bliss, and Penn's language is just the dot over the "i". "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy
Gfted1 Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Edit: and yeah, my fiancee is quite hot. :highfive: "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
kirottu Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 and yeah, my fiancee is quite hot. I think I can now finally congratulate you on the whole marriage thingy. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Pidesco Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 yeah, my fiancee is quite hot. I now hate you with every fiber of my being. Sorry. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Walsingham Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Just got back from home. Travel is costing me a fortune. Long long story short: my mum isn't about to die. The doctor's got it wrong and we showed them why. We also learned that asparagus is high in calcium, and if you eat too much (200g a day) it can make you look as if you have exploding organs. I also had a totally unexpected reunion with an ex of mine who turns out to have me confused with Shryke. Since I'm overweight, stressed, and worried half the time I am deeply suspicious. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Gfted1 Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Long long story short: my mum isn't about to die. The doctor's got it wrong and we showed them why. HUZZAH! I also had a totally unexpected reunion with an ex of mine who turns out to have me confused with Shryke. Since I'm overweight, stressed, and worried half the time I am deeply suspicious. Its the pipe and monocle, chicks find a debonair fellow like you irresitable. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Syraxis Posted July 14, 2009 Posted July 14, 2009 Long long story short: my mum isn't about to die. The doctor's got it wrong and we showed them why. We also learned that asparagus is high in calcium, and if you eat too much (200g a day) it can make you look as if you have exploding organs. Excellent! But in all seriousness, how the hell does one tell someone they're about to pass on only to say "oops I mis-diagnosed you, nevermind." Makes me wonder where your mom's so called "doctor" got his/her m.d. As for me, today I bought a new camera for my trip. I wanted to buy DSLR camera but the price tags suggested otherwise. Also got a new battery for my MBP. I don't understand how they can charge that price for a battery to a laptop that is the "last-gen" model.
Trenitay Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Over the weekend we celebrated the 125th anniversary of the town my grandpa grew up in. It was quite the festival for the place just being a wide spot in the road. Yesterday I went to the Terry Redlin Art Center in Watertown. The amount and quality of his paintings was amazing. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.
Deadly_Nightshade Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Congrats Kor! "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot
Walsingham Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Long long story short: my mum isn't about to die. The doctor's got it wrong and we showed them why. We also learned that asparagus is high in calcium, and if you eat too much (200g a day) it can make you look as if you have exploding organs. Excellent! But in all seriousness, how the hell does one tell someone they're about to pass on only to say "oops I mis-diagnosed you, nevermind." Makes me wonder where your mom's so called "doctor" got his/her m.d. 1) Doctors don't read enough Sherlock Holmes 2) Doctors should be trained as detectives or scientists, not diagnosticians The basic problem is that they looked at the evidence (blood work, pain symptoms, fluid buildup), and it confirmed their standing hypothesis that it was all cancer. I mean, cancer's really bad, and system wide, so why not blame it for everything? Even we (the 'support team') fell for this at first. Fortunately, I got a hangover and when I get a hangover I get lairy and suspicious. That morning, between us, my stepfather and I realised you could use the same evidence and it was consistent with a number of other scenarios, including quite significant recovery with multiple complicating factors. We set about looking to disprove hypotheses like good scientists. What we found was an intermediate state, where there was no total system collapse, but some expansion of the tumours in the bones coupled with weak evidence for tumours elsewhere. I've said it before and I'll say it again. you can't prove things in science. You have to look to disprove them. If we hadn't held to this maxim, politely, but ferociously my mother would be about to go through two separate invasive surgical procedures plus nuclear grade chemotherapy. Instead she's looking at a much quieter and more pleasant few weeks in a hospice followed by a planned regme of chemotherapy when she's stronger, not weaker. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Trenitay Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 At 5 o'clock this morning my sister fell out of the hotel bed and cracked her head open. She got three stitches and I had the fun of being next to her during the ordeal. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.
Gorth Posted July 15, 2009 Author Posted July 15, 2009 At 5 o'clock this morning my sister fell out of the hotel bed and cracked her head open. She got three stitches and I had the fun of being next to her during the ordeal. You should have asked them to embroider your initials on her head “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
Syraxis Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 My passport finally came in the mail complete with ugly mugshot
Calax Posted July 15, 2009 Posted July 15, 2009 Got an email from my benefits people saying telling me that yes my Insurance company screwed up and didn't drop my benefits when they were supposed to, it's FINALLY been canceled and I'm now going to get a refund. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.
Shryke Posted July 16, 2009 Posted July 16, 2009 tehehe i just started off a big argument simply by saying "**** harry potter" currently it's an argument of which series is worse: twilight harry potter anne rice's vampire chronicles when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
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