Kor Qel Droma Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Pineapple Express Meh, I laughed when James Franco had his leg through the windshield , but that was about it. That and the opening scene with the military experiments were the funniest parts of the movie. Jaguars4ever is still alive. No word of a lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreasyDogMeat Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 (edited) The Lawnmower Man terrible You think the first was bad (I actually liked it), then you should see the sequel. It managed to worm its way into the bottom 100 on imdb. Like those who have glimpsed hell or some other unspeakable horror I have purged my mind of whatever happened in the movie, lest I crawl into a corner, drool on myself and scream 'MAKE IT STOP! TAKE THESE FOUL WRETCHED IMAGES FROM MY MINDS EYE!' Edited July 10, 2009 by GreasyDogMeat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nihilus5078 Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Some friend invited me to watch Fantastic 4, and you know what, Fatastic 4 = PIECE OF @#$%!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Bruno - Last night at midnight. It was really short, but it had some laughable parts. I got a free ticket so I suppose I'd be a little more angry that it wasn't hysterical if I had payed to see it. 7/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Fright Night. Still funny. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 not so much a movie i watched but i heard Ryan Reynolds is gonna be playing the Green Lantern so that's a Marvel and DC character he's got in the bag then when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I want teh kotor 3 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 (edited) Anyone seen Public Enemies yet? Looking forward to that one very much. It sucked. They spent the entire goddamned move talking. It was epically slow - seriously, my great-grandmother can move faster than that movie did. It had only one remotely redeeming quality- BARs. EDIT: Seriously, it was almost in the same category of epic (and unending) pha1l as Titanic, aka the worst movie ever made. Edited July 11, 2009 by I want teh kotor 3 In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum. R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 not so much a movie i watched but i heard Ryan Reynolds is gonna be playing the Green Lantern so that's a Marvel and DC character he's got in the bag then He wouldn't have been my first choice for Hal Jordan, I see him more as a Wally West Flash, but being a geek and a pretty decent actor, I'm sure he won't intentionally **** it up. heheh, Green Lantern is married to Black Widow. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 EDIT: Seriously, it was almost in the same category of epic (and unending) pha1l as Titanic, aka the worst movie ever made. While not a personal favorite, it seems a bit silly to label the best selling movie ever as the worst movie ever made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 (edited) PVRed Disaster Movie the other day, I'm always curious about those silly spoof flicks. It was a disaster all right. Only movie that I have actually turned off because I couldn't take anymore. I will honestly say its the worst movie I have ever seen. On a similar note, Meet the Spartans was ****ing hilarious. EDIT: Also, I found this fan-trailer for a GL movie thats actually pretty badass. Edited July 12, 2009 by Oerwinde The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shryke Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Anchorman laaaaaaame Will Ferrell is really just not very funny at all when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelverin Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Anchorman laaaaaaame Will Ferrell is really just not very funny at all Now you at least know how awesome San Diego is J1 Visa Southern California Cleaning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Protagonist Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Just finished watching Saw I-V and now I see Saw VI is coming out in October. They really know how to flog this series. *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Anchorman laaaaaaame Will Ferrell is really just not very funny at all He's the new Jim Carrey. Everything he's in he is exactly the same. Though Anchorman is probably his best flick. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I want teh kotor 3 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 EDIT: Seriously, it was almost in the same category of epic (and unending) pha1l as Titanic, aka the worst movie ever made. While not a personal favorite, it seems a bit silly to label the best selling movie ever as the worst movie ever made. Sales don't necessarily correspond to quality. Look at something like Wii Sports- its one of the best-selling games ever made, but its a steaming pile of crap... In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum. R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelverin Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 EDIT: Seriously, it was almost in the same category of epic (and unending) pha1l as Titanic, aka the worst movie ever made. While not a personal favorite, it seems a bit silly to label the best selling movie ever as the worst movie ever made. Sales don't necessarily correspond to quality. Look at something like Wii Sports- its one of the best-selling games ever made, but its a steaming pile of crap... There is no way that Titanic is even in the top 5,000 worst movies ever made. The acting, special effects blah blah blah are certainly much better than a ton of movies that have been made since movies were invented. J1 Visa Southern California Cleaning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 EDIT: Seriously, it was almost in the same category of epic (and unending) pha1l as Titanic, aka the worst movie ever made. While not a personal favorite, it seems a bit silly to label the best selling movie ever as the worst movie ever made. Sales don't necessarily correspond to quality. Look at something like Wii Sports- its one of the best-selling games ever made, but its a steaming pile of crap... No. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth InSidious Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Transformers 2, at the IMAX, which has the largest screen in the UK. The film was pretty but awful when it came to story and plot - and I do mean dire. Popcorn-chomping crap for when you want to switch off; don't imagine it'll shock you to the core or that you'll be crying at the end or anything, though. This particularly rapid, unintelligible patter isn't generally heard, and if it is, it doesn't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 EDIT: Seriously, it was almost in the same category of epic (and unending) pha1l as Titanic, aka the worst movie ever made. While not a personal favorite, it seems a bit silly to label the best selling movie ever as the worst movie ever made. Sales don't necessarily correspond to quality. Look at something like Wii Sports- its one of the best-selling games ever made, but its a steaming pile of crap... First off, Wiisports is the bestselling game because it is packaged with every Wii, so your comparison doesn't work. But I would disagree with your opinion anyways, Wiisports is a fantastic introductory title to the Wii, and is easy to pick up for people that have never played games before. It has a gigantic audience that most games would love to be able to reach. It's ok that you dislike The Titanic and Wiisports, I just don't think it is healthy for you to ignore the fact that they are quality products that have achieved success because they reach a large demographic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Protagonist Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 X-Files I Want to Believe. Because of bad reviews I've read my expectations were pretty low and after watching it, quite justified. Why didn't they stick to the mythology with the aliens??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aristes Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 I think I saw that one. The one with the kid who fell underground? I wasn't a big Xfiles fan, but I did scratch my head. It was time killing fun altogether, but certainly not something I'd bother watching again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I want teh kotor 3 Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 way that Titanic is even in the top 5,000 worst movies ever made. The acting, special effects blah blah blah are certainly much better than a ton of movies that have been made since movies were invented. Way too much acting, and it just never ended... First off, Wiisports is the bestselling game because it is packaged with every Wii, so your comparison doesn't work. But I would disagree with your opinion anyways, Wiisports is a fantastic introductory title to the Wii, and is easy to pick up for people that have never played games before. It has a gigantic audience that most games would love to be able to reach. It's ok that you dislike The Titanic and Wiisports, I just don't think it is healthy for you to ignore the fact that they are quality products that have achieved success because they reach a large demographic. I realized that particular loophole... Wii Sports may be a good introducory game, but its just so casual. I'm kind of biased because its a casual game made by Miya-friggin-moto. I never thought I would see it happen. In 7th grade, I teach the students how Chuck Norris took down the Roman Empire, so it is good that you are starting early on this curriculum. R.I.P. KOTOR 2003-2008 KILLED BY THOSE GREEDY MONEY-HOARDING ************* AND THEIR *****-*** MMOS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Anchorman laaaaaaame Will Ferrell is really just not very funny at all He's the new Jim Carrey. Everything he's in he is exactly the same. Though Anchorman is probably his best flick. Admittedly Jim has started shifting from his role with things like the Majestic. Doesn't work quite as well. Carrey is also pretty good at playing the role other than "dumb funny guy". Farrell doesn't seem to have gotten out of that. By this I mean that I remember Farrell from the trailers of Anchorman, Taladega Nights, Blades of Fury, and Land of the Lost coming across as the guy who's ALWAYS wrong or so pigheadedly stupid it's not funny. Carrey started with the Mask but ended up being pigeonholed into that role. I donno... I guess Farrel could be the next Carrey but I don't see Farrell moving away from the archtype as Carrey did. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roskva Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Transformers 2, at the IMAX, which has the largest screen in the UK. The film was pretty but awful when it came to story and plot - and I do mean dire. Popcorn-chomping crap for when you want to switch off; don't imagine it'll shock you to the core or that you'll be crying at the end or anything, though. Story? Plot? In a Michael Bay film? Never! Strangely though, this one was worse than most of his films, a feat in itself (Pearl Harbor, anyone?). I couldn't even shut my brain off to enjoy this one. And, somehow, the robots managed to look even less distinguishable than they did in the first film. InSidious is right on the money--terrible movie from start to its painful finish at 2 hours and 30 some minutes later. Was I the only one who laughed when Optimus died? I get the impression that's not what I'm supposed to be doing for the "hero" character. Oh, and when the helicopter dropped him from a good twenty feet from the air? Gold. Solid gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taks Posted July 15, 2009 Share Posted July 15, 2009 Why didn't they stick to the mythology with the aliens??? got me. retarded is the word that repeatedly pops into my mind. taks comrade taks... just because. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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