Kaftan Barlast Posted March 11, 2009 Posted March 11, 2009 Seriously, girls who do the whole "male friend thing" are useless. Ignore her and look for someone who shows actual interest. ...OR while she's talking you go with a sudden grab for her boob, and if successful, yell "Honk!" and high-five the guy next to you with your other hand. DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
Magister Lajciak Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 I can be the supreme archdiocese super deluxe virgin? Sure, the older you are while still a virgin, the higher your rank. Also, the more 'virginy' you are the higher your rank. Extenuating circumstances, such as injury or priesthood or other such factors that could explain your virginity act to lower your rank. I am pretty high in the hierarchy.
Trenitay Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 So a perfectly healthy, rich, 90 year-old virgin would be the boss? Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.
Shryke Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 aw man i don't even factor in the heirachy then when your mind works against you - fight back with substance abuse!
Tigranes Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 Here's something to cheer me up! Anne Hathaway I got a red X. Man, that really depresses me. On the other hand, I'm at work, so it's probably for the best. Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress)
Hell Kitty Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 The fact that I cannot see Anne Hathaway does indeed cheer me up. Thanks mkreku!
thepixiesrock Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 Gosh there's this girl at work named HellKitty that I really like but it's like I don't even exist to her. Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
taks Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 she's into stabulation, apparently, so this may be a good thing if you're concerned about a long life. taks comrade taks... just because.
Hell Kitty Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 Gosh there's this girl at work named HellKitty that I really like but it's like I don't even exist to her. Sounds like a smart lady. Though she should probably kill her parents.
Maria Caliban Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 (edited) This thread sucks.. Sounds like a smart lady. Though she should probably kill her parents. Kill her parents? That makes no sense. Edited March 12, 2009 by Maria Caliban "When is this out. I can't wait to play it so I can talk at length about how bad it is." - Gorgon.
kirottu Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 This thread sucks.. I was going to post something, but I lost my train of thought. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.
Hell Kitty Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 Kill her parents? That makes no sense. For the name they gave her of course. Oh, and congratulations, you've won the thread.
taks Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 Kill her parents? That makes no sense. oh it does... yes, it does... taks comrade taks... just because.
mkreku Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 Where the hell did my Anne Hathaway go?! Grr. I won't give up though! Anne ****ing Hathaway Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
alanschu Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 Well for better or worse my girl seems friendly again haha
thepixiesrock Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 I really like that dress Lou Gutman, P.I.- It's like I'm not even trying anymore!http://theatomicdanger.iforumer.com/index....theatomicdangerOne billion b-balls dribbling simultaneously throughout the galaxy. One trillion b-balls being slam dunked through a hoop throughout the galaxy. I can feel every single b-ball that has ever existed at my fingertips. I can feel their collective knowledge channeling through my viens. Every jumpshot, every rebound and three-pointer, every layup, dunk, and free throw. I am there.
Krookie Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 I really like that dress I know what I'm getting you for your birthday!!!!
Gfted1 Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 He could never pull it off. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Krookie Posted March 12, 2009 Posted March 12, 2009 He could never pull it off. He just ROASTED you, dawg, Pixie. Pixiedawg.
Magister Lajciak Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 I really like that dress Yeah, the dress is nice, but it's what inside that dress that matters.
Magister Lajciak Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 So a perfectly healthy, rich, 90 year-old virgin would be the boss? Yeah, something like that.
Magister Lajciak Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 aw man i don't even factor in the heirachy then Tell us more and maybe we can fit you in somehow!
Enoch Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 (Hotlinked like it's goin' out of style) Also: I like my women like I like my coffee: Uncompromisingly bitter, Jamaican, and likely to keep me up all night.
Trenitay Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Boo. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck.
Magister Lajciak Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Boo. You forgot to add the 'bs' at the end of the word.
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