Hell Kitty Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 Actually that's not true, I gave up after a few minutes. http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html You control some dude trying to run a race, and you use Q and W to control thighs and O and P to control calves. I managed to make it 10 metres scrapping my knee along the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 I did a 360 flip and landed on my face at 3.6 meters. I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 That's really difficult.. I got 1.6 meters before landing on my face. I can't seem to find the right way to make him move. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaftan Barlast Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 I got him into a split and then I jiggled my way to around 5 meters before he fell on his face DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 ROFL at general descriptions. I don't want to see the game in case it makes the images less funny. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pidesco Posted November 14, 2008 Share Posted November 14, 2008 This thing has me in stitches. To get him to move in any way I turned him into a retarded Michael Jackson. Edit: There's an obstacle at 50m. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Willer Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 I found this flash today and it is hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 http://sales.starcitygames.com/cardscans/M...necromancer.jpg Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oerwinde Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 (edited) Sweet, -0.7 meters. edit: -1.8!! Edited November 18, 2009 by Oerwinde The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blank Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 This game made me laugh. I stayed up too late tonight and in a lapse of boredom and obsessiveness, decided to get to the finish line. I employed the method Hell Kitty and Kaftan alluded to above. Holding down W, and rhythmically pressing Q, using O to stabilize my head when needed. I never touched the P button. At this point I made it halfway. Pidesco was my inspiration. I feared I would not be able to get beyond the obstacle, but the method of relentless knee-ankle hopping I used seemed to bounce me over enough to continue. Almost to the promised land of 100 meters. I should be asleep. At 100 meters one finds a sign that says "Jump". I would do no such thing, as I didn't want to risk falling on my head at the very end. Instead I continued the shallow thigh powered hopping on my knee and ankle. Victory was sweet. Now I'm going to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AutomaticMeat Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Personal best of 13.4 - now I can die happy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lare Kikkeli Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Perfect if a bit lame technique: hold down W and press Q for a second at a time. You'll slowly nudge the guy forward on his knees. I stopped at around 30m because it became obvious I could have gone forever, or at least until that obstacle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreasyDogMeat Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 The Olympics would actually be worth watching if they all ran like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aristes Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 I especially admire Blank's determination to cross the finish line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 (edited) You think that's awesome(it is), but this is even better: Canabalt. And this is the most hilarious game ever. Language filter, I have bested you once more.(it's for the greater good, really) Edited November 18, 2009 by Purkake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 You think that's awesome(it is), but this is even better: Canabalt. WooHoo, 2869m. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 You ARE Canabalt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Yeah, but I crapped my pants. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Get all the achievements, some are really hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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