What is your battle cry?

[Ozymandias]

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Who is that, skulking over the plains! It is Ozymandias, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He grunts gutterally:

 

"I'm seriously going to punch you into the danger zone, and hit you with a steamroller!!"

[Diogo Ribeiro]

Rampaging across the plains, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Role-Player! And he gives a spectacular cry:

 

"I'm going to pummel you all the way to Old Bonny Scotland!!!"

 

 

.....

 

WTH?

[Enoch]

Who is that, skulking over the plains! It is Ozymandias, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He grunts gutterally:

 

"I'm seriously going to punch you into the danger zone, and hit you with a steamroller!!"

Ozy, I'd have guessed that your battle cry would be "Look upon my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" B)

 

I got:

 

Striding along the wasteland, swinging two hardened pitas, cometh Enoch! And he gives an ominous howl:

 

"I'm going to clobber you until you pee fire, and throw you out the window!!!"

 

 

Well, that was fun. Oddly enough, I believe I have a couple of quite stale pitas in my cupboard right now...

[J.E. Sawyer]

"Ya hya choudhada!"

[Xiw]

Isn't that how you order two bowls of clam chowder in Boston?

[Crusader]

hmm J.E.... Dune..

i like that warcry too. Ya hya Chouhada(Long Live the Fighters!)

[The Situationist]

Hark! Who is that, running along the desert! It is The Situationist, hands clutching a thorned whip! He howls vengefully:

 

"I'm going to punch you beyond your expiration date!"

 

It fits, actually. It's both a battle cry and a statement on the socio-production-line subordination of the Spectacle. Or something.

[Arkan]

Skulking over the icy wasteland, wielding buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Arkan! And he gives a booming grunt:

 

"I'm going to f*** you so thoroughly, you will drink poison and piss honey!!!"

 

Hahahahaha!

[Sargallath Abraxium]

Rampaging through the fields, brandishing a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Sargallath Abraxium! And he gives a cruel roar:

 

"For the love of beatings, I shall avenge my ancestors!"

 

 

 

 

...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!...

[Powerslave]

Zang! Who is that, sprinting across the icy wasteland! It is Powerslave, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! He roars gutterally:

 

"I'm going to make you cry like the bitchiest bitch!!!"

[Gorth]

Skulking across the plains, clutching a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Gorth! And he gives a cruel grunt:

 

"I'm going to hump you until your rump glows!"

 

:D

[mr insomniac]

Striding through the steppes, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Mr Insomniac! And he gives an ominous roar:

 

"As sure as predators devour prey, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!"

[Ronald]

Hark! Who is that, rampaging along the cliffs! It is Ronald, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a mighty howl, his voice cometh:

 

"I'm going to flog you until you acquire caulrophobia!"

 

 

kind of accurate, really... once I killed a cat with a screwdriver.

[The.Donut]

Skulking through the hotel lobby, brandishing gilded boxing gloves, cometh Donut! And he gives a low roar:

 

"You in some s*** now, muhfuh! I look forward to hearing the lamentations of thy women!!"

[howling1]

"For The Love Of Carnage And Discord, I Bring Annihilation And Cheap Beer!" - Mad Dwarf

[Monte Carlo]

Rampaging out of the steppes, wielding a reflective halberd, cometh Monte Carlo! And he gives a vengeful scream:

 

"I'm going to flog you so forcibly, I will be high on life for years to come!"

 

 

In reality, it would be:

 

Ambling across Sloane Square, carrying a soft leather satchel, cometh Monte Carlo! And he says suavely:

 

Fancy a cup of tea?

 

Cheers

MC

[Cantousent]

Stalking along the tundra, attacking with a vorpal blade, cometh Eldar! And he gives an ominous scream:

 

"For the love of beatings, I pillage like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"

[Loriahnell]

Lo! Who is that, rampaging along the cliffs! It is Loriahnell, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He roars mightily:

 

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, skulls will be f***ed for Satan!!"

 

 

oooh i am a little rude boy

[Taoreich]

Striding out of the wasteland, attacking with a mighty sword, cometh Taoreich! And he gives a low howl:

 

"I'm seriously going to brutalize you until you are unable to sit properly!!"

[DemonKing]

Zang! Who is that, prowling along the tarmac! It is DemonKing, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:

 

"I'm going to pulverize you until time and space have no meaning!!"

 

Dang - I guess it sounds a little better than "Snicker-Snack!", which would make more sense for a guy with a vorpal blade...

[Ozymandias]

Zang! Who is that, prowling along the tarmac! It is DemonKing, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with a cruel cry, his voice cometh:

 

"I'm going to pulverize you until time and space have no meaning!!"

 

Dang - I guess it sounds a little better than "Snicker-Snack!", which would make more sense for a guy with a vorpal blade...

Demons don't galumph very well.

[DemonKing]

Demons don't galumph very well.

LOL - one of my German friends brought me a copy of the Jabberwocky the other day and asked me to translate it for her.

 

She was not very understanding when I tried to explain that that wasn't really possible...

[an idiot god]

My last battle cry that I can remember went something like this (in a small voice);

***************>>>>>>>>>......"Uh oh...".....<<<<<<<******************

[MrBrown]

Stalking through the candy store, clutching a burning branch, cometh MrBrown! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:

 

"I'm going to f*** you until you're pissing s***, and roll you in creamy neugut!"

 

 

 

 

<_<

 

 

:ph34r:

[Cobryn]

Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging across the tarmac! It is Cobryn, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a vengeful cry, his voice cometh:

 

"In the name of malice, I carve into flesh like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!!"